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Bully Gets His Just Due
Is That Great Job, or What?
Don't Blame Religion or Politish2>
Another Reason to Snub GOP
You'll Pump Koch Under Rock Shale
Il Douche Earns His Nickname
GOP Stomps on Veteran "Third Rail'
Who Will Top GOP's Bozo list?
GOP Sticks Trunks in Its Anus
Thank GOP for Lost Billions
Neo-Fascists Poop in Own Playpen
Santa Clone Has Present for Barack
Voting: A Right for Which to Die
NBC/CNN: Tell GOP Shove It
They Can't Stop Push for Cuts
Democrat Senators Lock Grid
Mute Senate Must Learn to Speak
Willard: Gift That Gave Anew
Architect Karl Rove Loses Big
Your Vote May Not Count
He Can't Walk and Chew Gum
Message to Ike, Teddy, Abe: Help
Willard Ruffles Feathers
Half of Us Feed from Taxpayers
True the Vote Is False
Don't Ask Willard--Anything
Flip Flop Fame for Flim Flam
Meet Male Clone for Bachmann
Welcome, Post-2012 America
Consider Living in Canada
Impasse Now Essence of Politics
Ryan Keeps Stepping on "third Rails"
Boycott Limbaugh Sponsors
GOP Profits from Tests for Drugs
Republicans Suppressing Voter Rights
It Hurts Too Much to Laugh
'V' Rallies Americans Against '1%'
GOP Imposes Photo Card on Electors
GOP Likes Glam Over Substance
American 'Spring' Is Just Cause
Terrorism 101: Block Hike in Tax
Ad Provides Breath of Fresh Air
Deadbeat Demands Default
Grover Says No, No, No, No
Tony Erects Barrier to Pol Career
Bribes Are Normal in 3rd World
The Donald Plays Hair Trump Card
Don't Walk & Drive in Montana
It's All About Using Unfair Advantage
The Rich Get Richer & We Get Poorer
Obamacare: Judge Shows True Colors
Tim Profitt: Ich Bin Ein SS Bully
What's the Party With Your Mojo?
Now You See 'Em, Now You Don't See 'Em
Just Call Me President Neville
Why No? It Is All So Obvious
Don't Egg on Turkey Sue Lowden
John Pulls a Boner on Obamacare
Vote Won't Change the Bottom Line
Joe Cuts Our Own Throats
Get Back to Simple Rule by Majority
Enact Public Option
Nominees Fling Fat into Fire
Let Texas Leave the 'Lower 48'
Put Pox on Her House of Morons
The World Can't Wait Til Tuesday
It's Good Riddance for Dubya
If the Shoes Fit, Dubya, Wear Them
Southern Pols Renew The Civil War
This Time Right Is Right
Live By the Sword, Die By Sword
McCain, McBash, McBush!
Wake Up, America, to Greed
You Betcha Palin is the GOP Parrot
Don't Buy This Pig in a Poke
Say Bye Bye to Politics Status Quo
Now's Time to Select Cabinet
Don't Expect Browns to Disappear
Abe Won't Turn Over in His Tomb
Kucinich: What Me Worry?
Pandering Politician Pokes Ally
John McCain May Follow Darth Vader
Hillary Has to Find Role for William
Some Ideal Prez, Veep Matchups
Shut These Gates Next Month, 2008
Bet on High Pump Prices in November
Sen. Pork Hides the Sausage
Flush Dubya, Not Embryo, Down Toilet
Is That Any Way to Run Democracy?
Bolton: Pit Bull Diplomat
Rotund Rove Needs to Lose on Prison Diet
Even Living Wills Won't Stop Lifers
Muzzle the GOP Attack Dogs, Dubya
Your Vote May Count--for Zilch
Add More Tests for President
Back Door Opens for Abort Ban
Feds Kick Victims of Disabilities
Dubya Won't Count Your Calories
Expect Red Herrings: New Jobs
Will Work for Life's Essentials
It's the Economy--Again
Use Remote Controls to Probe Space
Say Goodbye to America's Middle Class
Change It to "Points of Blight'
California May Shoot Fiscal Foot
Local Pols Sidetrack Real Work
Pill Makers Cross Ethics Line
State Reacts to Abuses of $$ Initiatives
Son of Star Wars Misses the Target
Trample Trickle Tricks
Keep, Even Raise, Tax Revenues
Live By the Sword & Die By the Sword
Withholding Taxes Should Earn Interest
Dubya Knows Stem Cells Don't Vote
Viagra Makes Dubya Taller
Dubya Lowers the Bar
Dubya Wants Her Pregnant & Barefoot
Let There Be Light in California
Economy Status Is Illusory
Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho Humbug
It's Just Politics As Usual
Dismantle Electoral College
Hang Up, America, Hang Up
Abe Too Ugly for GOP Today
GOP Won/t Raise Cain With McCain
Look This Gift Horse in the Mouth
Flush Jesse Helms
Cram Them Where the Sun Doesn't Shine
Congress Rips Off Retirees
Commercial Patriotism
SPORTS
Who or What Is Next on List?
Punch Abusive Pro Athletes
Who Looks at Winter Games?
Outlaw All Contact for Young Jocks
There Ain't No 'World' in U.S. Play
Athletics Outshoot Academics
Earn Your Million by Diagrams
Glitter and Techs Rule Olympics
China Makes Games Duds for Yanks
Concussion Hits Access for Sports
So Much for Peace in the Gymnasiums
Color His Football in Yellow
Here's a Good Reason to Nix Contact Sports
Dogs Rule at Newest Non-sport
The King Has Left Ohio Gym
Mindless Buzz Mars World Cup
The Winter Games Ain't So Relevant
Free Press?--Don't Hold Your Breath
Super Bowl's Ducats Ain't Worth S - - t
There Are No Hacks in Haka
From Pep Rally to Palaces
Rubbers Rule the Olympics
Violence & Sports Go Together
Legislature Thumbs Nose at Athletes
Club the PGA Tour Cart Ban
First Bush--Now This Nonsense
USA's No. 1 Team Sport Is Soccer
Let Sports Compete in Market
Let Pros Pick Up the Tab
Sanctioned Child Abuse
WAR ON TERRORISM
Cherchez La Femme
Ya Get What Ya Pay For
Lob More Than Few Missiles
Two Down--But Only One Exists
Gore This Military Sacred Cow
Send in the Legions to Save Libya
Wealth Has No Barrier to Stupidity
Fungus Helps Farmers Nix Drug Habit
Pro-Lifer Terminates Baby Killer
The Torture Debate--Just More Torture
'Semper Fi' Puppy Dog Dies in Iraq
Bomb Sends Honeybees to Pansies
Iraq Won't Exist After Exits
Greed, Not Faith, Gets Us to Fight
Chubs Rules the Roost in Today's Iraq
Here Is Plan to Save Iraq
Employ only Professional GI in War Zone
Military's Mistakes Mount Up
Genocide Wins You a Make-over
You Fill My Tank & I'll Fill Yours
Human Rats Always Hide Underground
Let Tribunal Try Zacarias for 9-11 Role
Just Track the Money to Motive
E-mail Hero Nick Jones--Chronick01
What in the Wide World is Wahhabi?
Bury Rigid Islam and Stone It
Iraq: Cross T's & Dot I's Before War
Save Pomp for Troop on Parade
Fool Yanks Twice, Pay the Price
Let Turks Torque the Terrorists
Hit WMD Bases in Evil Axis
Jihad John--the Typical
Cult Victim
America Puts Up a Stink
They All Have the Evil Eye
Absence of Osama Helps War
Osama, Eat My Shorts
Fix Osama & Put Him in Burqa
This Little Pig Went to Martyr
Nuke Osama bin Laden & Followers
Sue Killers--Not Yank Taxpayers