Below you will find the House Of Fools Rules and Regulations and Other Notes of Interest. Please read carefully before applying for a membership in the House Of Fools.

       RULES AND REGULATIONS
1) Respect the nonsmokingness of the ladies of the house
2) Fun and merriment only, please, take your problems elsewhere (ie, no fighting/drama/etc.)
3) Drink responsibly, if you choose to drink. (Self explanatory-if it's not, you shouldn't be drinking.)
4) Visitors must request permission to enter campsite (permission may be revoked at any time at discretion of heads of house)
5) Condition of camping with the House of Fools: You MUST participate
in cleanup on a daily basis, including last-day cleanup.
6) Respect the authority of the Heads of House (Airna and Katherine), and the Founder (Joy) *Most Important!*

Progression To Membership
I. You have to be a DORK
 DORK:
a. Entertaining when drunk
b.Some form of talent
c. Must pass initiation (Initiation created by heads of house and not revealed until event at which you are pledging)
d. Must pledge undying love
e. House lackeys
II. You may be a DWEEB and skip Dorkdom (but not initiation)
DWEEB:
a. Slave
b. Pre-initiate or Friend of the Fools
c. Must pledge undying love
III.After being a DORK or DWEEB, house heads may proclaim you a CHEEZBALL at any time.
CHEEZBALL:
a. They are until they are not!
IV. The Nickname Phase
a. You get nicknamed by the heads of house
b. You must proudly call yourself by it until proclaimed a FOOL
V. Becoming a FOOL
FOOLISHNESS:
a. Being a FOOL!
b. Too late it already happened
c. May torment DORKS
d. Proclaimed a Fool on second event with the House
VI. The Higher Monarchy
JESTER(s):
a. One who already is!
b. Rulers of all Foolishness
c. Female
d. Heads of house: Airna and Katherine
e. Founder of House (Joy)
CHAMPION:
a. Must protect us from those who annoy us.
b. Defender of the honor of foolishness
c. Be at the call of any lady fool or jester
BARD:
a. Must be musically entertaining
b. Must be able to charm a JESTER
VII. Other titles--for members of any ranking
BEDWARMER
a. Temporary title
b. Chosen by a JESTER at one or more events
BUGSQUISHER
a. Sole duty is to squish and remove ickyness
b. Appointed by a JESTER after a brave deed of bug squishing
YOU'RE SO DAMN FINE YOU GET THIS TITLE (YSDFYGTT)
a. TSIA
b. Appointed by a JESTER at her whim.
OTHER TITLES TO BE CREATED AND GIVEN AS JESTERS DEEM RELEVANT.
VIII. Disclaimer
All decisions regarding membership or title must be approved by ALL JESTERS, except for
the proclaiming of a CHEEZBALL. Membership or title can be taken away at any time,
for any reason by a JESTER. Appeals may be heard by JESTERS, if we feel like listening.
Bribery is strictly encouraged.

Other Notes Of Interest
House colors: Black and purple
House symbol: Jester Hat (DUH)
Heads Of House: Airna and Katherine
Founder Of House: Joy
House Song: The Naughty Young Maids of An Tir
House DRINKING Song: The Simpsons D'oh, A Beer song
House Flowers: Purple daisy and white carnation
House Fruit: Cloven Orange
House Chocolate: Euphoria (dark for Joy and Katherine, milk for Airna)
House Drinks: Butter Beer (from Egil's '96)
Brazen Hussy w/ Additude (from Egil's '97)
Tipsy Wench (from Egil's '98)
Fools Paradise (from Egil's '99)
An Apple Up Morgan's Ass (from Egil's 2000)
Spanking (from Egil's and AWW 2001) ~a lingering favorite~
Popper Cherry (house drink 2002)
BOOBS! (house drink 2003)
Adult Hot Chocolate (a camping must!)
House Toast: "Theres many a toast I'd like to say, if only I could think it,
So fill your glass to anything, and thank the Lord, I'll drink it!" ~Wallace Irwin

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If you have comments or suggestions, or would like to apply for membership via email,
email me at kate@houseoffools.org,