Mara's Shooting Star

-July 23,1999

Wow, it's been 2 months and 3 days since I last wrote this column. LOL, that's a pretty long time. But, that's okay. I changed the title, well, because this sounds much better.

This is my penguin, and he hangs around here, to check on things. He also protects this part of the page. Isn't he cute?

*~ First off, I'd like to take a little time out, and wish Katie a really really happy birthday! Katie, I hope you have a good birthday, and that at least half of your wish list comes true!!
*~The past two weeks, WCW has actually gotten better! Well, maybe that's due to the fact that when Nash was booking, he only gave himself the push, and having all of WCW revolve around him. Now that Bischoff and Hogan are booking, it's getting better.
*~Well, WCW still may have a chance at the ratings...but, that's my optimistic view.
*~WCW seriously needs to get rid of the old guys. Macho, Hogan, Piper, Flair. They need to bring out the younger talent a bit more.
*~Kidman's getting a push!! Yep, they don't even have him against cruiserweights anymore...
*~Rey Rey, er-I mean, Mini Me, needs to defend the freakin' Cruiserweight belt. Either that, or have it taken away from him.
*~Kudos to Sting, the new president of WCW!!
*~Dennis Rodman, now, there's something funny. His career is basketball, not wrestling.
*~Buff Bagwell, one word, DAYUM! (LOL, that's in a good way)
*~Macho is really annoying. He just needs to go away, and take his slut, G. George with him.
*~Nitro Girls...still don't think they have a purpose.
*~Please get that mic away from The Cat, his voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
*~Do they really need to start the Women's division? I don't think so...
*~Speaking of the Nitro Sluts, they're gay, take a look at when they feel Kimberly.
*~BTW, Lodi/Lenny, they're funny!!
*~Sid Viscious, the only reason I'm not saying anything bad about him, is b/c he's my eight month old baby brother's favorite wrestler.
*~Goldberg's BAACCKK!
*~That Rap Crap angle is getting very old, and so is the stupid music video. And, Curt is also making another one...yippee (note the sarcasm)
*~No Limit Soldiers, good idea, but, oh nevermind, that'll get me whining again.
*~Chase Tantum, wooweie! He's damn good looking.
*~Last but not least, I have to give a special good bye to my first wrestling crush...Chris Jericho. I'll miss him in WCW. Oh oh! His last WCW match was at a show in Peoria, and it was tag match with Eddie against Kidman and Mini Me. They had a little stipulation...if Jericho got pinned by Kidman/Rey, he'd leave WCW. Kidman said that if one of them pinned Jericho, he'd have to stay. Kidman pinned Jericho, and said it was Jericho's last match, and that we should give him a round of applause. *giving a round of applause*

Okay, i'm done with my bitching, complaining, and complementing WCW. And, now, it's time to give a peice of my mind on the WWF.

*~So, does this mean that the Ausin/Vince McMahon fued will finally end? Um, that's kind of sad in a way...*sniff* I want SCSA to win, but, then Vince has hilarious funny looks. And, If UT wins, then like we'll never see SCSA as champion, so, it's really a confusing matter.
*~Gangrel is jealous, jealous that Edge and Christian look soo good, and he's nasty and ugly.
*~Droz looks really good in drag...now, i've watched enough Ricki Lake to know that some guys don't look good in drag, but Droz...whooo!
*~The Rock, just as Kidman, needs some backup. Who's gonna help him?
*~BA Billy Gunn, damn, is he hot! They just had to censor his ass, didn't they?
*~For all of you who catched XPac hugging Kane, that was the sweetest thing ever! Aww...it's one of wrestling's fuzzy wuzzy moments.
*~My favorite angle is the Test/Shanc/Steph angle. It's like the modern day Romeo in Juliet-Wrestling style.
*~Prince Albert scares me...he's sooo hairy!
*~Chyna/HHH, aww, they're such a neat couple!
*~Debra kind of has a scary smile, I wonder what would happen if she wore clothes...LOL
*~Yay! They got rid of Nicole Bass(tard). She's just nasty
*~What happend to the women's champ, Ivory?
*~Ryan Shamrock is gone too!!
*~The Union just broke up...like that?
*~Sable has no point in her lawsuit...she got what she deserved and wanted!
*~Last, but not least, I give all my sympathy and condolences to the Hart family, I wish them the best of luck!

Okay, that's my little column, and it'll probably be like a year before I right the next one. LMAO
In case I don't see you, good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. (Truman, The Truman Show)

~~Mara