My Monkey -Jan 1999

My monkey and me have been together a long time
Happy together, but my monkey gets me in trouble.

He's so unkind !
I have to deal my monkey a hard hand
straighten him up, get him stand at attention in line.

Monkey always wants tricks and action
Rowdiness and fun is first on his mind.
Keep an eye on monkey he can fast get out of hand,
slip and slide away soon your stuck in the sand.

Every time you turn around monkey's in the Jam
Take control of monkey before he finds a new clam.

My monkey is dangerous he's on the loose.
I get my hands on my monkey and choke his noose.
Me and my monkey now nice and calmed down.
Happy together until we go our next round.