....you wonder why rescue vehicles aren't stored in train carriages
....you put a hamster on your head and think it's your sensei
...you're asked to sing the national anthem at school, and you start singing 'Go, go, Power Rangers!'.
...you thought Blossom was an Aquitian Ranger, because she wore a hat ALL THE TIME, and seemed to drink a lot of water.
...you think Zordon uses your lava lamp as a holiday home.
...you start hearing deep, droning voices emanating from lava lamps.
...you have all the toys, mint in packaging, protected by state of the art security systems.
...you hire a Feng Shui expert to advise you on the best layout of your Power Rangers toys.
...'Morphinominal' is a functioning part of your vocabulary.
...you start gluing pieces of plastic to your pets and call them your 'Zords'.
...you go on glass bottom boat rides to see if there are any Dragon Zords under the water.
...you call your garage a 'Zord Hangar'.
...you have a 'daddy thing' with Zordon.
...you start speaking in questiions, then stop with no explanation.
...you're asked to change the channel, and are surprised there ARE other channels.
...your butt-imprint on the couch is Zord shaped.
...you get a chance to borrow the car, speed constantly, and keep a wary eye on every black haired woman wearing a mask.
...you live in fear of berries.
...you've unintentionally brainwashed your friends into being able to quote the show at random.
...you think 1999's eclipse casued the Megazord to shut down.
...you just know you're a Power Ranger, but if anyone asks, you've 'lost' your morpher.
...you train your kids from birth in medicine, fire-fighting, piloting, swimming and mountain climbing, 'just in case'.
...you have an uncontrolable urge to rap badly whenever you see pumpkins.
...you start calling midgets 'Lerigot'.
...you think 'Phantom' is a color.
...you manage to get Power Rangers wallpaper. And not computer wallpaper...
...you think the novel 'The Scarlet Pimpernal' ripped off Power Rangers' 'The Scarlet Sentinal'.
...you wonder why the Rangers have missed destroying Marilyn Manson for so long.
...you talk about the Rangers so much, you've had to sign a consent form at college to be gagged.
...you're hyper-protective of your newsgroup, Ranger related sigs.
...you have dreams about helping senior citizens across the street, and wake up screaming.
...you have dreams about marrying your favorite Ranger and wake up smiling.
...you see the Fox Kids bug in the bottom right of your vision all the time.
...the only material in your wardrobe is spandex.
...you jump into a shrink wrapper to see if you turn into a Lightspeed Ranger.
...you walk around clutching your Astro Morpher, saying "If only I wasn't cut off from the Megaship I could morph out of here"
...you refuse to stop firing your Turbo Blaster at you English teacher because her laugh is just like Divatox's.
...the slightest mention of Justin sends you into a killer frenzy.
...you get PO'ed by little things like Mike Chatarantabut only having 17 words in 'Operation Lightspeed'.
...you get really PO'ed by the fact that that is the most lines he's had so far.
...you think 'negative protons' were just a cop out on Billy's part, and that he was really just PO'ed at the others.
...all your best friends are within Saban's target audience range.
...in psychology class, you debate the mentality of anyone who would call themselves 'The White Stranger'.
...you've fugured out why the Aquitian Rangers' heads were normal size when morphed, despite the fact they had giant scabs on their heads unmorphed.
...you were furious that 'Small Soldiers' didn't have any Power Rangers toys in it.
...you get to your 17th birthday and start getting anxious as to when you get your Ranger Powers.
...you wear your custom made Ranger Helmet and costume to work every day. Removing it isn't an option, as it would cost you your secret ID
...the neighbours complain about your screams of "Whyyyyy?!! She was a FISH! BIIIILLLLLLLYYYYYYY!!!"
...you have to go on anger managment courses when your favorite Ranger of the time leaves.
...you pity people that remember TV that came out before 1993.
...you miss the Metallic Armor because there's nothing to go 'Ooh, shiny!' to now.
...you're suspicious of the pizza lady's pastimes.
...Joel's hat doesn't annoy the hell out of you.
...Joel's personality doesn't annoy the hell out of you.
...you thought Adam Sandler had stolen Red Lightning in 'The Wedding Singer'.
...several female Rangers have had restraining orders filed against you.
...Toys R Us has had a restraining order filed against you.
...you want to be buried in a Plasma Tube.
...in 'Operation Lightspeed', you thought Dana was a Kabuki actress on the wrong set because of her excess make up.
...you join the Junior Police force just to get free tickets to Paris.
...the dude that runs the local youth centre doesn't wear Hawaiian shorts, so you think he's a cleverly placed imposter.
...you're willing to sit through the endless repeats that Fox Kids UK airs.
...you DIDN'T consider switching the Alien Rangers' water for Tobasco Sauce as a joke.
...you write to Saban asking why he didn't sue Mitsubishi for ripping off Mountain Blaster's design.
...you think 'Bananarama' is a season two MMPR monster.
...you collect arrowheads, just in case.
...you try to find Billy's email address when you get stuck on your homework.
...instead of rigging your cable box to get extra channels, you rig it so no channel that doesn't show Power Rangers can be viewed.
...you stick keys in rocks, hoping they'll turn into Auric.
...you think your garden gnome will give you Turbo Powers.
...you have to resist the urge to attack 13 year olds wearing blue.
...the fire fuard makes you think of Lord Zedd.
...you think coal miners stole the headlight idea from the Turbo Rangers.
...peppermint candy reminds you to rush home and tape Lightspeed Rescue.
...you have a new-found respect for steam trains.
...to you, there are no continuity problems.
...you dream about Jetting, and wake up thinking 'Man, that was a lame dream'.
...you go to a train exhibit and feel ripped off when the staff tell you they don't combine into giant robots.
...you want to grow up to be a Power Ranger. Problem - you're already 30 when you say this...
...your blessing to newlyweds is 'May The Power Protect You'.
...your fist thought in the mornings is 'Gotta feed the Galactabeasts'.
...you understood season one Billy, without Trini translating.
...you see the Red Ranger as a deadly rival for your love of the Pink