Rabbit: Any running Bunny* (*see below)

Guinea Pig: An official taste tester for Father Iberius' concoctions

Dogboy: Lackeys, wannabes, gofers

Bunny: (Informal term for) Victim used for testing (new drinks, policies, etc.)

Pez: A sweet alcoholic drink created by Father Luther Iberius

Fireside: Conversations in privacy (typically at the fireside)

"Word 'round the campfire": Men's only discussion variant on gossip
(eg, "word 'round the campfire has it that Pez can knock out a horse in three swallows")

Lap-warming device: Women in general, usually used at a Fireside
(See also: Bedwarmer)

Bedwarmer: As above, no fire needed.

Visiting the archery bale: Informal term for a biffie run.

Biffie: Portable outhouse, and where you can find a mug and a glowstick at any given hour.

Counting chainlink: Ahem. Eating at the Y, if you know what we mean.

Walking stick:  Any thin compatriot when drunk

Pair a' crutches: Two thin compatriots when drunk

Chucking a helmet: Grasping at straws. Last logical hope.
 
 
 

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