House Of Alchemy
House Rules
1. Don't be a dumbass. Follow event rules and stuff, at least well enough not to get our house kicked out.
2. No one talks about Fight Club!!
3. There is no rule 3.
4. We obey the word of the constables at all times. Transgressors are free to disagree with us on this policy at any time and place unless it's at an event, in our camp, in which case, feel free to go fuck yourself.
5. We do not appreciate those who would heckle a house of alchemists. Keep in mind the SCA is based on a mix of fantasy and realism. If our fantasy doesn't mix well with your fantasy, it's a matter of opinion. If our reality doesn't mix well with your reality, it's a matter of viewpoint, not who's right or who's wrong.
6. We do not condone underage drinking or drug use. Either offense will see your sorry ass ejected.
"That is all."