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 * Your Lord and Master *

             I'm not joking y'know. I am you lord and master. So I don't have a picture of me up here yet because I don't

feel like scaring everyone away for now. maybe later if you are so unfortunate. For those of you who already have the

unbeleivably, wonderfully great pleasure of knowing me.... SORRY!!! @£%$&* Isn't it fun to curse and swear like a

wild monkey ass in heat? The answer is no.

            So anyhoo... You came here to learn about me. Simple question, WHY???????!? Here. I'll lay the basics down

for ya first and then we'll see what happens from there.
 

            First of all, My real name is Tonie. Always remember it's spelt with "ie" or I could get pretty evil and send my

phsyco desturctive thought waves to you, causing your head to explode. No. I'm NOT a guy, regardless of my name

which is NOT short for anything, especially NOT Antoinette or Antonio. I mean, for god's sakes!

ANTOINETTE?!?!?!?  ( Sorry all you people who go by that name... I mean I'm really sorry for you! Damn!) 
 

            If you hadn't already noticed from the widely spread pictures that appear in all the wrong places, I'm a

nintendo freak! You just gotta luv fat, Italian carpenters that fight immense dino-dragon thingys in messed up worlds

where even the sun is out to get you! ( Kinda like Earth if you think about it.)
 

            I own all three nintendos (not the Virtual Boy, nor the Gameboy, however.) My fave games are Mario games,

Zelda games and Final fantasy games. Now why the hell don't they hav Final fantasy 7 and 8 for Nintendo? Piss me

off. I'm in love with #7 and I really want it.

Look at Magi-Koopa go! Don't you hate it when you have to pass this guy in Super Mario World?
            I thought you could ues a new colour. That green get's old realy fast.
 
            So where was I? Oh yeah. Um.... the subject of me is rather un-interesting at times. I'm 15 years old. My

birthday is October 11th. I have crappy hazel eyes that seem to change colour all the time. (I've been told they're nice,

but what do people know?) I'm the tallest in my family but I'm still pretty short. I wear glasses because I'm too lazy for

contacts. Hmmmmmm... what am I missing? Oh Yeah!

I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
            I'm a very proud Canadian citizen. I was born one and I will die one. As many youth of my nation have already

done, this summer I'm going to get a tatoo that says "made in Canada" with a flag above it. Now is that not partiotic. I

think it's time for the canadians to get as prod as the Americans have been for a long time now. Just, please, don't over-

do it with the sappy speaches in movies about how great the country is and why it is "better". No place is the best,

dammit!


 
            This is where I'll put up some pictures of me and my friends one day. I'm sure you can wait. Until then, you can

check out these links to a few of my mates' places...
 

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