The Third Qualm

INT. ROOM - WILLOW SPRINGS HOTEL - NIGHT

The mood is grim as Hickok, Lou, Buck, and Noah meet in Lou's hotel room

NOAH
Lambert's setting up The Kid just like Dyson.

LOU
What are we gonna do?

BUCK
The judge'll be here tomorrow. He could release him.

HICKOK
Lambert won't wait that long. We have to get The Kid out tonight.

NOAH
Who's guarding him?

HICKOK
Lambert and his deputy.

NOAH
Four against two, I'll take those odds.

BUCK
(disagrees)
They start shooting, The Kid could get hurt. We need a diversion.

What would your response have been?

Joanna's response:
I think I know something that might work... Me and Jimmy will walk into the marshal's office and start a passionate kiss. When Kid spontaneously combusts, then you can rush in and get his remains out of there while Lambert and his deputies are blinded by the flash! Then y'all take Kid and get him to a doctor to be put back together! Me and Jimmy will be along directly...well not too directly, but we'll be along!
Laura's response:
Buck, Jimmy, Noah, quick, take off your clothes. Give them to me and I'll burn them. When they see the smoke, they'll come a-runnin'.
Starbright/Lou's response:
I know! Let's dress Jimmy up as a Saloon-girl! I'll bet his hairy legs will take their minds off the Kid for a while!
Tanya's response:
Jimmy and I'll start making out in the street. When Lambert comes out to arrest us, you can sneak in and rescue Kid! ;)
Aimee's response:
Why don't we just go in there with our guns a'blazin'? I'm sure that will divert their attention from whatever else they were doing! Then when Kid gets hurt, I could nurse him back to health?
Beth's response:
Lou: Uh, that'd be me. Diversion's my middle name.
Kirsten's response:
A diversion, eh? Would me in a chicken costume and high heeled shoes work? Cuz I sure ain't dressing up like a saloon girl! That would really get him killed!

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