- Name: Jason Asher
- Parts Played: Brad Majors
- Nicknames: Fucking loser, hey you...ugly guy
- Birthday: January 14th 1982
- Sign: Capricorn
- Hometown: San Diego
- Favorite Color: Black and Silver
- Dream Car: Anything with 4 wheels that moves without me pushing or pedalling
- Favorite A-Team Character: Sorry man...this was before me time
- (Belly button) Innie / Outie / Other: A definite innie, I think Jimmy Hoffa's body is in my bellybutton
- Favorite Deodorant: RightGuard clear gel...anything else would be uncivilized
- Favorite Place to Eat Lunch: Off a gorgeous womans body
- Theme Song: Sin and 1996
- Quote to Live By: I'm sorry I didn't mean to touch you there...
- Goals and Aspirations: To live to be 30
- How You Got Into the Cabaret: I had hot passionate sex with every member that had been cast up until me
- Mentor: Anotn LeVay,Abdul Alazarad,Josh LaRose,Ryan Roadacker,and all the sexy women of the cabaret
- Favorite Hair-do: Anything that wont get in my way while I'm getting my Mack on...
- Fondest Cabaret Moment: Being chosen as a cabaret member
- What do you do Outside of Rocky: Sit and wait pathetically for Saturday to roll around so I can go to Rocky
- Sanity Rating: Insane 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Completely sane: Yeah i'm insane so whats it to you
- Names of Voices in your head: I cant tell you that or I would have to kill you
