- Name: Colin Lee
- Parts Played: Lighting, Brad
- Nicknames: None that people say to my face, I can only guess at what they say behind my back
- Birthday: 5/27/77
- Sign: Gemini
- Hometown: Mombasa
- Favorite Color: Tequila gold
- Dream Car: From Barbie?? You sick bastard! Get your own car.
- Favorite A-Team Character: The Cylon
- (Belly button) Innie / Outie / Other: Other, Hairy
- Favorite Deodorant: Any one that's nontoxic, YUM!
- Favorite Place to Eat Lunch: Mike's house
- Theme Song: The Inspector Gadget song from the Cartoon
- Quote to Live By: Huh?
- Goals and Aspirations: No, thanks.
- How You Got Into the Cabaret: Damn Skippy, literally
- Mentor: Splinter, the mutated rat
- Favorite Hair-do: I don't
- Fondest Cabaret Moment: I do not recall at this time, Mr. Chairman.
- What do you do Outside of Rocky: What is this outside of Rocky thing you speak of?
- Sanity Rating: Sanity Rating: Insane 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Completely sane: I'd say a 9 Which obviously shows I'm lying!
- Names of Voices in your head: Id, Ego, Super ego
