- Name: Mark
- Parts Played: Crim
- Nicknames: Mr. Preshow
- Birthday: Nov. 29th i think...
- Sign: Neon!! actually Sagitarius
- Hometown: Portland, OR (suburb of hell)
- Favorite Color: black and blue
- Dream Car: something that goes real fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage
- Favorite A-Team Character: Hannibal, cause he could get anything done...
- (Belly button) Innie / Outie / Other: well, since the alien surgery, it's other
- Favorite Deodorant: Sure (raise your hand if you're sure)
- Favorite Place to Eat Lunch: Honkin' Huge Burritos, at the square downtown!!!
- Theme Song: hmmm, either Asshole, or Dare to be Stupid
- Quote to Live By: no matter where you are, there you are from, Buckaroo Banzai
- Goals and Aspirations: to be bigger than Ed McMahon and more popular than the Village People (yeah, right)
- How You Got Into the Cabaret: slept my way in? NOT! by a chance trip to rocky...then the auditions...and the rest is history
- Mentor: Weird Al Yankovic
- Favorite Hair-do: don't have one really
- Fondest Cabaret Moment: the first time i performed Mr. Roboto at halloween
- What do you do Outside of Rocky: Subverting 3rd world governments, conquering smaller, less powerful nations, and searching the universe for E.T.'s to take me back to my own planet, and off this one!!!
- Sanity Rating: Insane, definitely insane...but i think sanity is over-rated anyways...
- Names of Voices in your head: well, i don't really have names for all of them...we just plot to take over the world, right brain??
