- Name: Daniel
- Parts Played: Trannie
- Nickname: Flower
- Birthday: My head popped outta my ass Sept. 21st.
- Sign: Virgo/Libra Cusp
- Hometown: Timbucktoo
- Favorite Color: Opaque
- Dream Car: A VW van w/ a mattress in back and a vacuum cleaner
- Favorite A-Team Character: Brad? A as in Asshole?
- (Belly button) Innie / Outie / Other: Other- It goes in and out and in and out...
- Favorite Deodorant: Pheromones
- Favorite Place to Eat Lunch: Local Brothel. Me likes da tuna
- Theme Song: Ring a Ting ting suck suck ring a ting ting
- Quote to Live By: Love is a fallacy... We must endure.
- Goals and Aspirations: To live each moment I can to the fullest
- How You Got Into the Cabaret: Sold myself out on Stark so I could pay cab dues.
- Mentor: Ron Jeremy
- Favorite Hair-do: Big hair of the 80's
- Fondest Cabaret Moment: When Josh (God) spoke to me
- What do you do Outside of Rocky: Shop for dirt devils
- Sanity Rating: Insane 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Sanity? n/a
- Names of Voices in your head: They won't tell me their names.