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- Name: Keith Alan Michael Teel
- Parts Played: Tranny Director
- Nicknames: if you wanna know ask Elena
- Birthday: April 10 of 1981
- Sign: Homeless people are too hungry to be funny...
- Hometown: Seattle, Washington
- Favorite Color: Discoball Silver
- Dream Car: One that works...
- Favorite A-Team Character: Oh I pitty the fool who don't eat my cereal
- (Belly button) Innie / Outie / Other: Yes
- Favorite Deodorant: I wear Tommy...
- Favorite Place to Eat Lunch: Wherever Elena lets me...
- Theme Song: Ty Cobb - Soundgarden
- Quote to Live By: I am Jack's colon. I give Jack cancer. I kill Jack. - Fight Club
- Goals and Aspirations: To recieve the Pimp of the Year award
- How You Got Into the Cabaret: Slept with Josh
- Mentor: Chris Jericho
- Favorite Hair-do: Shaved sides with long top
- Fondest Cabaret Moment: I saw Shauna's piercings...
- What do you do Outside of Rocky: They let us out?!?!?
- Sanity Rating: Insane 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Completely sane: What is this Sanity you speak of?...
- Names of Voices in your head: Elenas mostly, and sometimes I hear someone yelling Out Fucking Standing