*TEAM COACH * Leaps tall buildings in a single bound * Is more powerful than a locomotive * Is faster than a speeding bullet * Walks on water * Gives policy to God
*TEAM CAPTAIN * Leaps short buildings with single bound * Is more powerful than a switch engine * Is just as fast as a speeding bullet * Walks on water if the sea is calm * Talks with God
*ASSISTANT CAPTAIN * Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds * Is almost as powerful as a switch engine * Is faster than a speeding bullet * Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool * Talks with God if special request is granted
*DEFENSEMAN * Barely clears a quonset hut * Loses tug-of-war with a switch engine * Can fire a speeding bullet * Swims well * Is occasionally addressed by God
*FORWARD * Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap tall buildings * Is run over by a locomotive * Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury * Dog paddles * Talks to animals
*ROOKIE * Runs into buildings * Recognizes locomotive two out of three times * Is not issued ammunition * Talks to walls
*REFEREE * Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings * Says "Look at the Choo-choo!" * Wets himself with a water pistol * Plays in mud puddles * Mumbles to himself
*GOALIE * Lifts buildings and walks under them * Kicks locomotives off the tracks * Catches speeding bullets with his teeth and eats them * Freezes water with a single glance (who needs a Zamboni?) * He is God