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- ATTACK OF THE Random Ramblings on College Life -

Alternately Titled:
Random Ramblings on College Life RETURNS
A NEW HOPE FOR Random Ramblings on College Life
THE Random Ramblings on College Life STRIKES BACK
THE PHANTOM Random Ramblings on College Life
THE Random Ramblings on College Life MENACE
Random Ramblings on College Life FOREVER
Random Ramblings on College Life GOES WEST
"Random Ramblings on College Life-MAN"

  • My friend Joey got drunk one night and he was rolling down the hallway James Bond style. He smacked his head on a door frame and had to go to the hospital. It took 6 stitches to sew it up.
  • I went out to lunch with my fellow string-bassists at the India House. Our favorite topic of conversation is our bass teacher (and it's never anything good that we have to say). We were talking very loudly...and the principal oboeist from the Oregon Symphony(one of our teachers collegues) was sitting at a table nearby. Gee, I hope he doesn't say anything to Ken ....
  • "I hate being a girl, but if I had a penis I'd shoot myself." - Karla
  • Only college students would stay up until 3am on a Monday night watching RETURN OF THE JEDI(or, to my friends, the third one).
  • What is music? Music is vibrations. Where there are vibrations, there is life. So in essence, music is life. The true universal language.
  • Dustin: "How man fingers am I holding up?"
    Joey: "One, two, three, four, five, six"
    Dustin: "But Joey, how can there be six? We only have five fingers."
    *PAUSE*
    Joey: "There's six including the thumb."
    *LAUGHING*
    Dustin: "The best part is that he counted them ..."
  • Joey's bathroom is soooo trippy.
  • I should be sooooo stressed out right now (Mid-terms, Spring 2002), but I'm perfectly content.
  • Chad's girlfriend was trying to convince him to do something that he was "having a hard time saying 'no' to." He was staring off into space, so she asked him what he was looking at. "It's a hallucination of Tammy saying 'Chad .... you're whipped.'"
  • Mike: "I got Tammy"
    Adam: "I got donuts."
    Mike:"With donuts and Tammy, anything's possible."
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