Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Galemore building.
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap.
I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably never would have found her,
If I hadn't bought that telescope, oh.
Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
I just can't understand it.
Why won't you return my phone calls?
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?
If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever,
Or are you too dumb to realize that?
Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-ehlanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
How can you ignore me, when you know that I can't live without you?
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you.
Melanie, (ooh-ooh-ooh-)
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead.
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true.
I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window right above you.
Now I may be dead but I still love you.
Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
Singin' Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
