... * rants ...
one of the best things about canada is the abundance of ketchup chips ...
a little advice to the wise ... never take off a sweatshirt when going up (or down) a flight of stairs ...
hey, ya know what's great? ... underwear that fits ....
it's a wonder how some people were ever conceived ... it's a shame that some of those "some people" were ever conceived ....
helium .... the mormon way to kill brain cells ....
here's some advice ... if your friends already refer to you as pumpkin-head .. you will earn no more respect from them if you accidentally dye your hair a shade of orange ...
which leads me to some more advice ... never turn your back on a merciless guy with a pumpkin pie in his hands ...
the guys in my ward know all the dialogue from every celebrity jeopardy ever made .. and they recite them .. over and over and over ...
joseph .. someday, you're goin' down .. you're goin' down hard ...
apparently, trees can only hold so much snow .. so occasionally these massive snow drifts come down from the trees and plaster innocent bystandards ... i laughed at them .. until i became victim myself .. oh, the inhumanity ...
utah is cold ... *tasty is cold ... why is *tasty cold? .. because utah's cold .. and *tasty has no jacket ...
ketchup should be its own food group ... (ketchup? .. catsup? .. ketchup? ... catsup? ..)
bowling is only fun if you suck at it ...
the left elevator in my dorm is possessed by the spirit of SATAN!
note to self: never ask a retard for id ...
i can't stand people who drive like they're 90 years old .. and don't use their turn signals ...
people who can't tell the difference between you and your twin sister are stupid!
my hair does not look good orange ....
no matter how threatening the messages i leave on my icq profile .. people just won't leave me alone!
fake, superficial people ... are stupid ...
don't tell me i'm wrong .. you might loose an appendage ...
guys are confusing ... but when considering the alternative ... girls, that is ... i think i would rather hang out with those that i can't figure out ...
i don't care who you are, or who you think you are ... no one ... and i repeat, no one .. grabs me by the shoulders and shakes .... doug!
guys make better friends than girls ..
for the most part girls are boring, and they never want to do anything entertaining, like playing pool ...
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