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The world has been shown what hardcore truly is. It has seen the other side and there is no return. The Hardcore tournament is something that has changed the face of hardcore wrestling forever. UWWF has got past the first round and they are looking to the second round. It will truly be something extra special that shall never be forgotten. UWWF is looking to crown a King of Hardcore yet again. Who will reign supreme?


The first round of the hardcore tournament has come and gone. Many surprises took place but for the main part everything went as expected. Chris Van X walked over Damien like he was ten year old trying to play professional football. The match was a complete squash and should have never taken place.

Jeremy Clarkson advanced as well to the delight of Chris. The current Streetfight champion and half of the brass knuckle champions is looking forward to taking on the reigning Worlds champion in this tournament and finally clear up who the better man truly is. The current King of Hardcore going up against one of the heavy favorites to become the new king.

The vile team known as Snakepit once again made their presence felt as they beat down two more unfortunate souls. The time will come when Chris and Sean Van X stand face to face with possibly the most dangerous team in the history of the sport. The two men who have caused more damage in wrestling than the BCS has caused in the NCAA. But the time will come for the ultimate showdown.


~{UWWF cameras open at a bar called “The Page”. A very popular hangout located in downtown Philadelphia. It is the hangout of the tag team known as the Van X BoyZ. The bar is packed out and the crowd is getting into a very rowdy mode. The camera shows the bartender on the phone and picks up half of the conversation.}~

Bartender: Hey, Chris….. You need to get down here. Sean has had way to many and doesn’t want to stop. He’s raising cane and causing a scene. He’s been drinking Captain Morgan straight up and some beer chasers. …Thanks a lot.

~{The bartender hangs the phone up. He turns his attention back to his bar where you see Sean Van X who is dressed in blue jean shorts, with a wife beater drinking on a beer and trying to hold himself up. He finishes it and slam’s the bottle down. But from being so drunk it slide’s out of his hand and down the bar and hit’s this guy’s glass and knocks the contents all over the place.}~

Sean: I…I….. So-….rry.

~{The bartender walks over and help’s the guy clean the mess up. The guy is looking pissed and turn’s to say something. But the bartender stop’s him.}~

Bartender: You don’t want to do that.

Guy: Come ‘on he’s a drunk. I’ll beat the crap out of this loser.

~{Sean see’s the commotion he has caused and gets up. He walk’s over to the guy and the bartender. Sean seems very dazed and confused. He holds himself up with one arm.}~

Sean: Hey,…. You….I…I…if you don’t shud up. ….I’ll…kick your…thing back there.

Guy: Listen here pal! If you don’t go sit down I’ll rip you a new…..

~{Just as the guy is speaking Chris Van X step’s up and in between him and Sean. Chris has on his black timberland boot’s, with some black tommy jeans and a pull over sleeveless nike shirt. He look’s at the guy who seems puzzled for a moment.}~

Chris: You where saying?

Guy: Who are you?

Chris: I’m his brother who are you?

Guy: I’m the guy your brother splattered beer all over.

Chris: Well guy who he splattered beer all over. I’m really sorry about that. But you know what. He’s drunk, he’s depressed. And he is just leaving. So I advise to you to go back and sit down. I’m sure the Steve will replace your drink. He can even charge it to our tab. But if you open your mouth again I will shut it up myself.

~{Chris look’s at the guy with a cocky look for a moment. He then turn’s to his brother who is sitting on a stool with his head on the bar. Chris lifts him up and try’s to get him to stand. Then you hear the bartender pipe up.}~

Bartender Steve: I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

~{Chris turn’s around to see the guy whispering to a buddy. He has a beer bottle in his hand. Chris look’s at him then the two guy’s look back and then step up to him.}~

Chris: Did you not hear what I said?

Guy: Maybe you need to hear this. I want a apology.

Chris: He’s passed out. What’s your name boy?

Guy: Boy?…. I’m no boy. I’m all man. But my name is Jason.

Jason’s “friend”: I’m no boy either but my name is Ma…

Chris: Shut up. Nobody asked you what your pathetic name is. Now listen here Jason. You really need to walk away before you get carried away.

~{The two guy’s look at each other while Chris stare’s them down. The bartender has now walked over to the other side of the bar. He step’s in front of Chris and the other two guy’s. Sean is now on his feet and holding on to the bar trying to see what’s going on.}~

Bartender Steve: Guy’s you really need to back off. These two guy’s here aren’t to be messed around with.

Jason: We aren’t scared of these two losers.

Chris: Who you calling a loser?

Bartender Steve: You guy’s ever heard of the UWWF?

Jason: Once or twice why?

Bartender Steve: That’s two of the guy’s from there. Two of the best… So I’d advise you to shut up and walk away before it’s to late.

Chris: That’s good advice boy’s.

Jason: You think we are scared just because these guy’s are some wrestlers?

~{Chris gets real pissed and turn’s around he hook’s Sean’s arm over his head. He turn’s and start’s to walk away. Sean cant seem to stand up very well.}~

Jason: Yea you better walk away.

~{Chris stop’s to turn back around. Steve pushes the guy Jason and then yell’s for security. Chris carries Sean out and the camera flashes outside. The yellow Jeep wrangler is parked out front. Chris swings open the door. He puts Sean in the passenger side. He walk’s around to the driver’s side and jump’s in. He start’s the jeep up and they drive down the road as the camera flashes inside.}~

Sean: Ch….Chris.

Chris: What?

Sean: Wha…..what happen?

Chris: Nothing…. Nothing happen.

Sean: Oh………Chris.

Chris: WHAT?

Sean: You…mad at me?

Chris: Yes

Sean: Oh….Is….Is it because,….I lost in the tournament?

Chris: Not really Sean.

Sean: Wha…..What then?

Sean: Wh…..Why?

Chris: I’ve had to come pick you up from the bar three times since thanksgiving.

Sean: So

Chris: Do you know why Jason never went big as a wrestler?

Sean: Yea,… He um…. No

Chris: He spent more time cleaning up dad than he had time to fight. Then when dad finally killed over he had to support us.

Sean: Oh,…..Wha…what do you mean?

Chris: Nothing Sean,… Nothing

Sean: Oh… ok

~{Chris shakes his head for a moment. He then look’s at his brother who has slumped back down in his seat. Chris look’s up as he pull’s up to the apartment complex. He pull’s up to the front and jump’s out. He walk’s around to the other side and pull’s open the door. He gets his brother Sean up and start’s to help him to the door. As they reach the door Chris try’s to get the door unlocked but cant while holding Sean.}~

Chris: Stand up for a minute,

~{Chris has Sean lean on the wall while he unlocks the door and swings it open. Chris then help’s his brother inside and escorts him down the hall. A moment later Chris reappears and walk’s back out. He walk’s through the door and back to the jeep. He jump’s in and drive’s off. The camera resets inside the Jeep.}~

Chris: My brothers drinking habit’s are getting worse…. A lot worse. But that’s not what I am going to worry about. What I’m worried about is the second round of this tournament I am heading into. The first round came and went as predicted. Nothing extra special nothing real flashy. Just recreating what UWWF was founded on and that is being the most hardcore, the most extreme, the most dominate force in wrestling that we can. We all raised the bar a level. But at the end of the night. It was just another night. The second round however….. That’s going to be where the boy’s are separated from the women. Where the true skill’s shall be developed. Where at the end of it all… Only four men shall remain…. ….But let’s go ahead and break down all of the matches. Let’s see who will remain.

Chris: Let’s start with the three way dance. You have the unknown man Danny Polar, with one of the men representing the Renegades Cyrus. Along with the big man known as Titan all clashing inside the ring for the right to advance to the next round. Now Danny Polar in my opinion pulled out a amazing feat by beating Mr.E in the first round. He really made a statement. Cyrus he went out and took on one of the biggest let down’s in wrestling Curtis Schmitt. So no prop’s out there for beating him. Here lately everyone has. Then we got Titan…… A guy who has yet to live up to his hype! Sure he made it to the second round but look what he did. He beat my little brother to a pulp. A guy who has been a downward spiral for the last two months or so. Every since Made of Glass he hasn’t done much. So who do I think should win this one? Who will go to the third round and become part of the final four? It’s easy to see…. Cyrus… he will fall down in defeat. Danny Polar…. The guy seemingly out of nowhere…. As good as he is e isn’t good enough to make it here in the big leagues. So he wont cut it. Titan will thought. This guy just wrestled in a three way dance. Besides the other two guy’s are nothing but losers any way’s. So Titan will walk forward into the third round.

~{Chris has driven off the main highway and is now on a back road heading through a thickly wooded area. Chris flip’s the fog light’s on to help light up the road. }~

Chris: Then what match is next, Oh yea we got another guy who is unknown named Hardcore Timmay, who beat some loser who frankly I could care less about. And Nightmare who killed the hope’s of the comeback of Smitty. Two guy’s who had easy first round match ups. Now let’s break down this match. It’s hard to make a opinion on Timmay who we have never heard of before. But Nightmare,…. I know him a bit. He’s this washed up scrub who use to be talented. A guy who at Made of Glass I left bloodied up and barely able to move. Then a week later on Liberation television I finished beating the crap out of him and took the Streetfight title off his shoulders and left him to rot. It’s not my fault he became a thief and stole the world’s title. But who walk’s out as the winner? It’s easy…. Hardcore Timmay step’s out and goes to the third round. A easy win for him and a chance for him to solidify himself as a major force here.

Chris: Now let’s breakdown another big match. We have the homosexual freak Acid taking on the current world’s champion. The man with one of the longest winning streak’s in the history of wrestling. A man who has proved himself time and time again. “Repent”…. Jeremy Clarkson.. So who will win this you ask… It’s easy to tell. Repent will walk away the winner. Acid is nothing but a rookie on a winning streak. Someone who has yet to make it to the big time’s. Someone who frankly isn’t worth the money he is paid. Repent has the backing of the AOW. Like them or not they are the ultimate force and it won’t be easy to stop them. Repent will walk all over Acid like he did a few months back in that flaming dumpster match. We will prove why he is the current king of hardcore. Besides Jeremy Clarkson has a fate. He has something he must do. See in the final round Jeremy Clarkson shall appear. He will once again be a man with the chance to repeat the reign of King of Hardcore. Something that many doubt he can do. But he will come to the final round and stand face to face with one of the most dangerous men in the sport. One man who has his number. The only man to show him any form of defeat in the last year. That man is me. I’m declaring it now. Final round of the Ultimate Hardcore Cup Two, The Liberation Era Icon Jeremy Clarkson,… versus possibly one of the deadliest and hard-GORE men on earth. Chris Van X. We will then crown a King of Hardcore.

~{Chris has driven up onto a dirt road up a huge hill. The Jeep has come to a stop on a hill. Chris jump’s out and walk’s to the front. The camera adjust and you see the city lights below. Chris leans up against the front grill and look’s at the light’s below.}~

Chris: Then the fourth match in this tournament features two men who have both claimed to be out on a mission. To destroy Jeremy Clarkson and the Apocalypse of Wrestling. Two men who will go to any lengths to take out the AOW. Why don’t we just join forces you ask? Heh… see a few months back I was made a offer by a man to join forces with this new guy coming out. I turned the offer down. I’m so glad I did because this guy turned out to be Derrick Hunter the “Demon Hall”.

Chris: Derrick you weren’t expected to make a your face seen in this tournament. But Maddog laid the chance out there for you or the Liberator to get in. You made it. I pat you on your back for beating Gary. That’s no easy task. I went toe to toe with that man and let’s put in this way. The outcome was not to pretty for either of us. But Derrick I have watched you. I saw you in all of your matches. I saw you attempt to make yourself a household name. I saw you try to surround yourself with people to help you with the task of destroying the AOW. But Derrick your not capable of destroying it. You cant bring it down…. Why….. Because your weak. Your nothing. You are a born loser who will always remain one. Derrick you may have Mario C backing you up. But he is nothing but a crybaby loser. Derrick you’re not going to be able to make it to the third round. Because the Philadelphian buzz saw is standing in your path and you don’t have a prayer of making it past! I’m telling you that with ease I am going to walk all over you and make my way to the final four. Derrick your chances don’t look good. The outlook,…. Doesn’t look good for you.

~{Chris turn’s and walk’s back to the side of the Jeep. He open’s the door then stop’s and look’s back at the camera.}~

Chris: This tournament isn’t just a tournament. It’s a lifestyle, a outlook. A choice for the next year. If you win, You’re the standard setter for the next year. You’re the man who will establish yourself as a legend. You will be the ultimate target. Last year Jeremy Clarkson walked away with the title as King of Hardcore. But this year I get the feeling that the name King of Hardcore…. Will be seen right before the name Chris…….Van…….X. It’s going to be a great year for me.

~{Chris smirks then spit’s. He look’s around then jump’s in the Jeep. He cranks it up and backs up. The Jeep pill’s away as the camera fades to black.}~

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