Gimmie a Interview

Through good and bad times there is always a thing you can relate to. No matter what happens in life you can always stand on one thing. Life throws curves at you all the time. But the one thing you can always count on is family…… Or can you? What happens when a family fall’s apart? Is it still together? The answer we may never understand. But the blood that runs in a mans veins will always be the same that runs through the rest of his family’s. The saying blood is thicker than water is nothing to be taken lightly. Always remember that. Never forget your roots.


~{Cameras for the UWWF open at a McDonalds on the outside of town. It’s late in the evening and it’s almost empty. The crew is mopping the floors, taking out the trash and cleaning the empty tables. Two men are sitting at a table eating the camera recognizes one of them as Chris Van X. He has on his black Nikes, baggy Joe Boxer jeans, and a pull over “Van X BoyZ come feel the pain!” shirt. His leather jacket is draped over the booth. Across from him sits a man not known to the camera. He is dressed similar to Chris, with black shoes, baggy jeans and green t-shirt. Both men have finished eating and the camera catches some of there conversation.}~

Chris: So what did you think of the Vikings and Packers game?

Guy: It sucked, I hate that Randy Moss. He cant handle the short game, Only the long ball.

Chris: I think Farve really had a rough night. He was not ready for that pass defense.

Guy: You and Sean watch it together?

Chris: Nah,

Guy: Why not?

Chris: I haven’t spoke to Sean in a few day’s.

Guy: Why what’s up?

Chris: Nothing much, he’s just getting carried away with his drinking.

Guy: Drinking? Sean? I mean how bad is it?

Chris: I have had to go get him from the bar about 3 times since thanksgiving. Plus he has been beating the bottle at the house.

Guy: Man that sucks, I thought after what happen with your old man he would stay off that junk.

Chris: Sean has always been greedy. Never realized what it’s like for everyone else. Always thinks about himself.

Guy: Don’t you mean selfish?

Chris: Shut up Blake, You know what I meant. I got a lot on my mind lately.

Blake: Like what?

Chris: My match coming up.

Blake: Oh yea, So you ready for Derrick Hall?

Chris: I’m always ready,

Blake: That’s good. He’s no push over like that guy you faced last time.

Chris: Yea, Damien. That was just a workout in itself.

Blake: What happen to Sean in his match?

Chris: I don’t know. He hasn’t been wrestling up to his full potential for quite a while now.

Blake: That stink’s, At least no one is going to take your tag belts away though.

Chris: I don’t think there is anyone out there who can right now.

Blake: What about those guy’s that call them self’s the grenades?

Chris: You mean the Renegades?

Blake: Yea, them,

~{Just as Blake is talking, the front door swings open and the man known as Tony Lockton the play by play man for Liberation television. He has slip on penny loafers with a pair of khakis a blue dress shirt and a faded brown jacket. Chris look’s up at him as he walks up to the two men.}~

Chris: Look what the cat forgot to drag out.

TL: Hey Chris,

Chris: Lockton what do you want? Cant you see I’m having dinner with a friend of mine?

TL: I want to get a interview with you.

Chris: I don’t have time,

TL: Come ’on Van X. I know you better than that. Let me do a interview.

Chris: You will have to ask my friend here.

TL: Do what?

Chris: You will have to ask permission from Blake here.

~{Chris and his friend Blake look at each other and smirk slightly. Tony Lockton look’s at Chris in a confused look not sure what to believe. Finally the silence is broken by Blake.}~

Blake: Twenty bucks,

TL: Excuse me?

Blake: Twenty bucks, Give me twenty dollars and you can have the interview.

TL: You know I don’t have that kind of money. Let’s be practical.

Chris: No money means no interview.

TL: Geez Van X you know what kind of money I make. I’m not the big shot rolling with the Apocalypse that gets the big deals. I’m the low man on the totem pole.

Blake: You heard the man, no deal

TL: Fine then Chris, your loss.

~{Tony Lockton turns and walks away, Chris and Blake start to laugh about the incident,. Lockton walks outside and look’s around. He sees the Jeep Wrangler that Chris drives, parked next to it is a classic 66’ Ford Mustang. Lockton figures it belongs to Chris’ friend Blake. Lockton then sees his own 93’ Chevrolet Corsica. Lockton walks over to it and sits in it. He doesn’t leave however just sits there and watches the door. }~

TL: Come on Chris. I know you will give me a interview when your dick headed friend leaves….

~{Tony has his window rolled down on his car and he sits and waits for Chris and his friend Blake to leave. The camera flashes back inside where Chris and Blake are both emptying there tray’s into the garbage pales and taking the last few swallows of there soda’s. Both men walk out the front door and stand in front of there own vehicles. The two men are carrying on the last of there conversation. Tony Lockton exits his car and stands near it waiting for both men to enter there cars. Blake walks over to his Mustang and opens the door. He then nods over at Chris who look’s over his shoulder at Tony. Both men smirk at Each other as Blake enters his car. He cranks it up and tears out of the parking spot. Chris Van x jumps in his Jeep and cranks it up as well. Tony watches Blake as he leaves the parking lot. Tony then almost gets ran over by Chris Van X who stops right next to him.}~

Chris: You want a interview?

TL: Yea, I sure do.

Chris: Get in!

~{Tony looks around then climbs up inside the Jeep. Chris Van X nail’s the gas as he drives out. From the squeal of the tires Tony gets a bit scared and quickly buckles up on his seat belt. Chris is driving down the road and looks over at Tony. Chris smiles slightly then looks back at the road.}~

Chris: Well Tony what you want to know?

TL: Who was the Blake guy you where hanging with?

Chris: Old friend of mine and Sean’s. We use to wrestle together a few years back after UWWF closed.

TL: Speaking of Sean how has he been doing? I’ve noticed he is a bit slower in the ring and hasn’t been himself.

Chris: I’d rather not speak about Sean right now.

TL: What is really going on with him?

Chris: I SAID I DON’T WAN’T TO TALK ABOUT HIM!

TL: Fine then, I understand.

~{Chris look’s very ill and reaches into his front jacket pocket and pull’s out a pack of Newports. He pulls one out and puts it in his mouth. He then pulls out his lighter and lights up his cigarette. Tony then look’s over at him then begins to talk again.}~

TL: In the recent weeks we have seen you meeting with a man and getting a briefcase with money. Talking to someone on your phone and seemingly to be speaking in secret to a person. Who have you been talking to and what are you up to?

Chris: The people I have been talking to are some soon to be close personal friends of mine. What I am doing is setting up one of the biggest events ever. Chris Van X is going straight to the top and he is going to make a statement like you have never seen before.

TL: What is going to take place?

Chris: You will just have to wait and see.

TL: Come on, Off the record, Tell me.

Chris: Your pushing your luck tonight Lockton.

TL: Alright, alright, alright. So you are set to face Derrick Hall in the second round of the Ultimate Hardcore tournament. Now Derrick has made a huge impact in UWWF and look’s to……

~{From the words of Tony Lockton Chris Van X gets very ill. He flicks the last part of his smoke out the window and seems to speed up the Jeep. He then looks at Tony with a pissed look.}~

Chris: Wait just a minute Lockton. You need to get one thing straight. That little joke Derrick Hall hasn’t done anything. He is a amateur trying to hang in a real man’s world.

TL: Have you seen the list of the guy’s he has beaten? Every member of the Apocalypse with the exception of Jeremy Clarkson. He is undefeated, and has the backing of the Renegades, and Mario C.

Chris: Lick my left nut! Derrick Hall isn’t anything. Everyone has beaten half of the Apocalypse. He hasn’t beat Jeremy Clarkson and I seriously doubt he ever will! You know what, I have beaten Jeremy Clarkson. I took his tag team title away from him. Jeremy Clarkson would walk all over him!

TL: Wait a minute, You seem to be defending Jeremy Clarkson.

Chris: Good lord Lockton, Your dumber than I thought. I am simply stating that Derrick Hall hasn’t meet a real match yet. He’s undefeated? Well after he comes out to take on me. He will feel his first lost. Something that you stupid reporters haven’t quite got the grasp of yet. Chris Van X is also undefeated! I haven’t felt defeat since I re entered UWWF! I have not one but two titles. The only other man to do that recently is the current king of hardcore Jeremy Clarkson!

TL: You know what. Your right, You are undefeated.

Chris: You can write it down, record it, or just tell anyone else. Chris Van x is the hottest star in the world today. I’m going to rip through Derrick Hall like he was yesterdays trash. Then whoever is up next will fall victim to the BUZZ-SAW and then in the final’s Jeremy Clarkson will walk out into the ring and meet his fate. As the most hardcore man on earth Chris Van X look’s across at him and the two real titans of UWWF clash in one of the greatest epic battles of all time. You can etch it in stone because it’s going down just like that!

TL: So your saying you are going to win it all and become the new King of Hardcore!

Chris: You heard it live and you heard it here! Also here this, the interview……..Is over!

TL: Alright well drop me off at my car, I’d really appreciate.

~{As Chris is driving he pull’s over at a Chevron gas station. He stops and then look’s at Tony Lockton. Tony look’s back at Chris with a puzzled look on his face.}~

Chris: Get out,

TL: But my car isn’t here,

Chris: Get out,

TL: Come on Chris I will have to walk.

Chris: Get out or I will throw you out Lockton!

TL: Fine then, Your such a dick!

~{Tony Lockton was jumping out of the Jeep as he made his last comment. Chris Van X gets ill and slams on the gas. Lockton falls out of the Jeep and lands on the pavement. He try’s to scurry out of the way to keep from getting ran over. The camera then flashes back inside the Jeep.}~

Chris: Derrick you claim that those to don’t align themselves with you shall surely fall? Well listen to this and listen good chump. When you walk out into the ring, and you look into my eyes you will see one thing and one thing only. The man that is going to rip you apart limb for limb. Hall you say your so smart. That you have high intelligence. Well answer me this. If your so smart why haven’t you come after me yet? One of the UWWF legends? Why haven’t you tried to bring me down? Your scared Hall1 Your nothing without your band of fools! You’re a joke! A laughing stock of the entire locker room. Your little buddies have yet to prove anything or get your point across as to you being s threat. I stand alone with my brother and we pose more of a threat to the AOW than your little band of retards do. The Snakepit pose more of a threat to AOW than you. Even Titan standing by himself is more of a threat. You’re a huge joke to everyone around you.

~{Chris has pulled up to one of his favorite sports bars. He jumps out of his Jeep and locks the doors he walks to the door and stops. He then looks back at the camera.}~

Chris: The match is being called four corners of pain. Maddog has done decided to wait until the night of the event to pick the weapons to be in each corner. But I can sit here and tell you now that there isn’t a thing in the world that is going to inflect enough pain in my body for me to give up. I have scars all over my body from head to toe. I’ve been burnt, tossed through a log cabin of light tubes, Been put through the top of steel cages, Beaten with barb-wire bats. Been tossed off the balcony at Viking Hall. I’ve even been tied down by barb-wire on a table and had someone jump through me. Derrick Hall you need to look at the tapes. I went toe to toe with possibly the sickest man to ever set foot in UWWF Slick Mik. I beat one of the toughest men ever, The crazy sob Pike Daniels. Derrick Hall your not stepping into the ring with just anybody! You are stepping into the ring with somebody. One of the men that built this house. Me and my brother have taken out not one but two of the greatest tag teams to ever set foot in the ring. Derrick Hall you have bitten off more than you could chew. Your not walking into something that many men want to you are walking into a real life nightmare! Derrick Hall your time in UWWF has been short. When I get done with you it might be over. The Philadelphian BUZZ-SAW is gunning for you and will rip through you. Derrick make no mistake about it. I wont be coming out to the ring with help. I’ll walk out alone and after I beat you walk into the final four looking to destroy again.

~{Chris gets out his pack of cigarettes. He gets another one out and puts it in his mouth. He then gets out his lighter and lights up the smoke. He takes a drag then exhales. He drops the lighter pack into his pocket.}~

Chris: Derrick you are underestimating who you are dealing with. I am without a doubt one of the best wrestlers to ever walk into the ring. Sure I don’t go into small pub’s and climb into a cage and beat up a bunch of drunk losers. I do my fighting where it counts. Where it matters, where I get the real respect. Inside the ring. Where I get paid real money for what I do. See Derrick I am currently holding two major titles here in UWWF. One half of the world Brass knuckle titles, and the second highest singles title in the federation. I’m not your average joe and right after you fall down in your lost to me you will realize that you are not what you claim. You are a real joke, your pathetic. You will never make it and you will be beaten to a bloody pulp and not even be able come back from it! Derrick Hall four corners of pain will become five when you realize that I am the fifth weapon. I am going to make you taste your own blood and show the world your weak. I am stronger, faster, smarter and even better looking. Look for the world to be shaken when Chris Van X finally makes a mark that no one will ever forget!

~{Chris makes a few more drags of his smoke. He then look’s around and nods at a friend of his. He walks up to him and then they all walk inside. The camera slowly fades to black.}~

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