Guy: Whoa…. You two are hard to find. I went to your locker room, your apartment, your favorite bar. Then I heard you guy’s got a place up here. Well allow me to introduce myself. I am Mike Morrow, just got hired by UWWF as the new interviewer! You’re my first assignment!

~{Mike lean’s over to shake hand’s with Chris and Sean. Chris has his feet propped up and his head leaned back and hasn’t paid any attention to him since he has been there. Sean is chewing on his gum. He then takes it out of his mouth and spit’s it into the water. He look’s at Mike who kinda look’s cross then pull’s his hand back. Mike stand’s up straight and looks around. He smiles as he look’s at the house and across the lake.}~

MM: Wow this place look’s awesome! How much did it cost? I’d love to move my family up here! Well I couldn’t because of having to be so close for work and stuff. You guy’s mind if I sit down on the cooler there? I’m kinda tired.

~{Sean look’s over at Chris who has his head leaned back still. Sean pushes the cooler over towards, Mike and look’s at him. Mike sit’s down on the cooler then flip’s over on his clipboard. He pull’s out a pin and then a small pocket recorder. Sean take’s a swallow of his beer. Mike then begins to speak.}~

MM: Well this past week on Liberation we saw the two of you in singles action. Chris taking on Curtis “Bonez” Schmitt and Sean taking on Johnny Psycho. I for one was very impressed with both of you. First you Sean you took on Johnny Psycho and gave him quite the beating and now you have a shot at Cyrus for the National championship. It’s a match called storm warning. The belt is fifteen feet above the ring, there is a ladder, water and cyclone fencing at the top to make sure no one gets in. What do you have to say about Cyrus?

Sean: Well….. Cyrus I’ve seen his tapes. I know what ha can do. But one thing is for sure I can look into his eye’s and tell that he isn’t half the man people thinks he is. See he hasn’t had a real challenge in a long time. He hasn’t had to step up into the ring with a real man who back’s up what he say’s. I can and will though. Cyrus I hope you eat your wheaties! Because Sean Van X is coming…. I’m coming to take you out. After I beat the crap out of you in the ring let the water drip all over your bloody face. I will climb atop that ladder. Reach up and take the National title and in one night…. One moment I will become the new champ. Cyrus when it’s all said and done. You wipe your eyes from the water,….the sweat,….the blood… and the tears. You will see me standing at the top with the gold. Cyrus your time has come…. You need to get ready to pass it over. I’m going to become the new champ. There aint a damn thing you can do about it!

MM: Well I’m sure the match with you guy’s will be a awesome one!. Now we have got Chris who took on Curtis “Bonez” Schmitt last week and the two men gave each other one hell of a beating. The match was suppose to be if Chris won they got a shot against the Purveyors of Perfection Jeremy “Repent” Clarkson and Curtis “Bonez” Schmitt for the Brass Knuckle Tag Team championship. But now they have been booked against the team known as “The Boyz” Jazz and Awol. It’s a barb-wire table match and the winners get a shot at the belts. Chris what do you have to say towards the Boyz?

~{Mike Morrow look’s at Chris. Who has just lifted up his head. Chris takes a swallow of beer. He then wipes the top of his head off with his hand. He look’s over at his brother then back at Mike. Chris takes another swallow of beer then set’s his bottle down. He look’s at Mike then start’s to speak.}~

Chris: First thing is first…. See we have already got our shots at the gold when I beat Bonez…. But Maddog wants to protect his boy Clarkson. Wants to try and keep enough gold around his waist. So he is going to try and book us against some other team to maybe hope they can somehow pull a miracle out of there ass and beat us. But you know and I know that aint ever going to happen! Jazz….. Awol you guy’s have been tossed into the lions den. You are going to be going up against the baddest team to ever grace the ring. We don’t know you too well and frankly don’t want to. We have got bigger fish to fry! Come Sunday night at Liberation we are going to show you guy what hard-gore is! We are the true innovators of hard-gore. You are just the two guy’s who drew the short straws in the back to step in our way. But don’t worry we will make sure we take it easy on you…. Hell if you want you can just jump through the tables and call it a night. We will get our shot’s at the gold and there ain’t a damn thing you can do about it. Jazz….. Awol The Van X BoyZ have done it all! We are the best. Noone has stopped us…… Noone will stop us! Not you two, not Ultra Force, not AoW! Not anyone can beat us because frankly we are the best. Until someone beats us we are the best and we are going to take what is rightfully ours! That is the Brass Knuckle Tag Team titles!

MM: Well Sean after you and your brother get done at Liberation and if you win you will go up against Jeremy “Repent” Clarkson and Curtis “Bonez” Schmitt in a match that you two men became legends in. The match was made famous by your old enemies but you two basically stole the show from. It’s a high Incident match…. Our as most people know them a scaffold match. Sean what do you have to say to Repent and Bonez?

Sean: Well first off there ain’t no IF in us beating The BoyZ! That is a given! Next off we get to have the single greatest match ever against Repent and Bonez? Those two chumps aint even worth our time! They don’t deserve to be twenty feet in the air on a scaffold against us! We are out of there league. Ever since we walked back into UWWF we have told everyone that we are coming to get that gold around there waist! Jeremy,……You may think that your paid up,…backed up,….. And worked up with your three ace of spades in Maddog, Dension,…. And Bonez. But two of your so called partners cant stand each other and have this problem with wanting to beat the shit out of each other! Then the other one god bless his heart ain’t worth the pile of shit he put’s in the toilet every night! The way I see it you ain’t got a damn prayer of beating us! We are going to get on top of the scaffold beat the shit out of you and then make your sorry ass bodies go flying off the scaffold to the tables below! We will have our hand’s raised in victory and will get our belts! The gold that we carried around our waist! We will prove that we are the best team ever! Your nothing but rejects! The best that was around at the time. Well now you got us to face. I hope you guy’s get ready. Get focused. Don’t forget you got G-Man breathing down your neck for the gold! Then there is Black Rain he’s lurking around! God know’s who else might pop up and try to take you out! Jeremy we tried to be nice, we tried to tell you to just hand the belts over. Now we have to go out and do this the hard way. The ruff way. We have to do this the Van X BoyZ way! That is us kicking ass and getting ours! You guy’s are in for one hell of a night! Get ready!

MM: Chris: We’ve heard Sean’s comments toward’s Repent and Bonez what do you have to say to them about your upcoming match at the next pay per view?

Chris: Well at the pay per view you get to see possibly the most powerful tag team in UWWF history, a team who has reigned supreme for a long time, a team who has dominated UWWF for quite sometime. This team is known to be unstoppable. Then the other team is possibly the most dangerous, sadistic and hard-gore team in UWWF history, I’m talking about the Purveyors of Perfection and the Van X BoyZ past and present! See me and my brother Sean have been around for a few years. We walked into UWWF years ago and became legends, we walked out with our heads held high. Well UWWF’s reborn and we missed it. But two men stepped up to the plate and started running the show. But now where back. From the moment we signed our contracts we have told everyone what we wanted and that is those tag team titles! Jeremy,….Curtis you guy’s have finally reached the end. You are going to be in High Incident,……The match we have come to dominate. The match that the fan’s want to see. I aint going to say much more right now. I will give you a few day’s to think about whats coming up for you! Get ready to give us what is rightfully ours!

MM: Well guy’s thank you very much for your time. I hope to have more interviews with you in the future!