A night on the town turns out to be fun!

“The match is called High Incident. It’s where two men,…in this case four men climb a ladder about twenty five feet in the air above the ring onto a huge scaffold. Below the scaffold is the ring. The idea is to beat your opponents so senseless then toss them off. The Van X BoyZ: Chris and Sean have been in three of these. Twice here in UWWF and once in another federation. They are undefeated and come Made of Glass: Back to the Bloody Roots they look to stay undefeated. Standing in there way is half of the group called the Apocalypse of Wrestling. The team named the Purveyors of Perfection. The current UWWF tag team champions. Those two men are: Jeremy “Repent” Clarkson the current UWWF Ultimate champion. And his partner Curtis “Bonez” Schmitt. On October third live and only on pay per view these two teams will collide and try to prove who is the greatest tag team in UWWF history. The two men who helped revolutionize tag team wrestling in UWWF or the two men who have dominated the UWWF for over a year now. Made of Glass is a few day’s away and the entire world will be watching.”


~{The UWWF cameras open at a sports bar located a few miles away from Viking Hall. The small bar is packed with men and women out drinking, shooting pool, playing darts, dancing and having a good time,. Sitting at the bar is Chris Van X who has on his black Adidas shoes with some faded Joe Boxer jeans and a skin tight black shirt. He is talking to these two blondes at the bar next to him. He is drinking a bud lite from the tap. Cameras zoom in closer listen to him.}~

Chris: So you two ladies from around here?

Blonde 1: No we are in town on a business trip. Where just out to have some fun! How about you?…You from around here?

Chris: I am now. I just moved back from Atlanta.

Blonde 1: Why did you move away to start with?

Chris: Work…. My job sort of closed down.

Blonde 1: Oh what do you do for a living?

Chris: I’m a professional wrestler.

Blonde 2: I knew I had seen you before. You wrestle at that place down the road called Viking Hall right?

Chris: That’s the place you ever been?

Blonde 2:No my husband watches like every week and when he heard I was coming up here he wanted me to go by and take some pictures. He is a wrestling freak!

Chris: Well you want to get a autograph to take home to him?

Blonde 2: Well actually no….. See he cant stand you…….He like’s some guy named Jeremy Clark or something.

Blonde 1: Do you know him? Or maybe that really cute one named G-Man? He is so sexy! Can you introduce him to us?

Chris: Um… no sorry I don’t know them.

Blonde 1: Oh well…. Ice talking to you bye!

~{The two blondes get up and make there way across the bar towards the dance floor. Chris shake’s his head and kill’s the rest of his drink. He motions to the bartender for a refill. While he is waiting you see his brother Sean come walking from the other side with two gorgeous twins. They both are wearing a mini skirt with a white blouse cut low. The girls both have red hair and light blue eyes. Sean is wearing his Timberland boots with his khakis and a tucked in silk shirt. He has his hair pulled back in a pony tail. Sean tap’s his brother who turn’s and looks at the girls. Chris smiles at them both.}~

Sean: Hey bubba I’d like you two meet Amber,….and Amy. Girls this is my brother Chris! They just turned twenty one this week!

~{As Sean is talking Amber shakes hands with him first and then Amy does. Sean has a smirk on his face and the ever so emotional Chris has a slight smile.}~

Amy: Are you a boxer like your brother?

Amber: No Amy they aren’t boxers they are karate guy’s!

~{Sean and Chris both look at each other for a moment. Sean let’s a big grin go across his face and while the girls are looking at Chris he makes a two thumbs up sign behind there back. Chris smirks as he starts to speak again.}~

Chris: Actually girls we are wrestlers.

Amber: Isn’t wrestling fake?

Amy: No wrestling is real I saw one time where a guy hit another guy with a chair! There was a huge dent in the chair!

Sean: Ladies can we buy you some drinks?

Amy: That would be awesome!

Sean: Hey bartender, let me get four screwdrivers! Double them up!

Bartender: No problem four double screwdrivers coming at you!

Chris: So you just turned twenty one….do you drink a lot?

Amber: We drank twice…. Once when we where in high school we each had like two beers and then at my friends wedding we had some wine!

Amy: Those beers made me feel dizzy though!

Sean: Don’t worry these screwdrivers wont bother you a bit!

~{The bartender brings the four drinks over and sets them down in front of Chris and Amber who has now seated herself next to him. All four of them grab a drink.}~

Sean: Here is to a good time and making new friends!

Amy/Amber: YEA!

~{Chris and Sean both drink there drinks straight down the two girls each take a swallow and then stop. They start to put the drinks down but Sean reaches over and pushes the glasses back up. The girls then drink there drinks and then set the empty glasses down.}~

Chris: Did you like that?

Amber: Eww no it was horrible!

Sean: I think we have some drinks back at the house ladies you care to join us?

~{Chris and Sean both look at the two girls while they talk to each other for a moment. They whisper for a second. Chris and Sean smirk at each other. Finally Amy looks at Sean.}~

Amy: Yea but I don’t feel like driving will you drive my car?

Sean: Yes….yes I will!

Chris: Amber since Sean is driving your sister why don’t you ride with me?

Amber: Ok!

~{Sean pull’s out two twenties and hands them to the bartender. He then grab’s Amy by the hand as the two head outside. Chris and Amber walk behind them. Chris pull’s out the key’s to the Jeep and they walk over to it. They hop inside and start to drive down the road.}~

Amber: Is this your Jeep?

Chris: Well actually it’s my brothers. My car is now the property of my ex wife.

Amber: Oh it is…. You going to by a new one soon?

Chris: I plan on it after this Sunday.

Amber: Yea Sean was telling us….YAWNNNN oh excuse me. You have a big match and will win something or get something I don’t remember..

Chris: The brass knuckle tag team titles! We will also get two fat raises after that as well!

~{While Chris is talking to her the camera then flashes ahead to the apartment of Chris and Sean Van X. The camera flashes to a clock where you see it showing eleven o clock. The time then starts to flip forward till two thirty in the morning. The camera then show’s the bedroom of Chris Van X. He is leaning up against the head board with a smile on his face. The covers are laid over his body. The girl Amy is seen laying with her back to him and it shows the her bare back. Chris eases out of bed and slides on some boxers. He heads out onto the back balcony. On the balcony is a small wooden box. Chris opens it and gets out a back of smokes . He then gets the Zippo lighter and he lights himself up a Newport. He inhales then lets out a big puff of smoke. He then look’s over at the camera.}~

Chris: Ahhhhh another nice night for me. A nice a cool breeze is going through. I have a beautiful red head laying in my room….. I have a smoke in my hand and only a few more days until I get to reclaim the brass knuckle tag team titles!

~{Chris takes a long drag off his smoke. He then exhales the smoke through his nose. He then flips the plastic lawn chair upright and wipes off the seat. He sits down in it and takes another puff. He exhales up in the air then watches the smoke. He then look’s at the camera.}~

Chris: Wow…. Did you see how quick the smoke disappears?… It lingers for a moment but then it quickly fades out and away. Sure you can still smell it….but you cant see it. Smoke is a lot like some wrestlers. It will linger around and can cause a problem. But after a few short seconds it floats away never to be seen again. See smoke has no real power. All it can do is suffocate you. But that’s only if you’re a idiot!…The real power is in the fire….It will burn you.

~{Chris takes the cigarette and flip’s it around. He then thumps it to make the ashes fall onto his chest. His whole body quenches up and he then wipes the ashes away. The camera shows a slight red mark on his chest. Chris then looks back at the camera.}~

Chris: And if you play with fire like I just did you will get burned! Now on Sunday October third. Live and only on pay per view. You will get to see the two greatest tag teams in the history of UWWF square off one on one in the center of the ri….Not the ring but the scaffold! Twenty five feet above the ring. Purveyors of Perfection you guy’s talk about being perfect. About being unstoppable! Well listen here when you climb on top of the scaffold you will see what perfection is all about! Jeremy you claim to be unstoppable? You claim to be the man that has carried UWWF through the liberation era? All I see is a worthless punk who has had nothing but other people doing his dirty work! You got your buddy Dension who supplies you with all the cash you need to get your stuff done. I’m not sure if he also pays you out of pocket to make sure you stay on his side. Then you have the boss who feed’s out of your hand. Yea Maddog is a hardcore icon. He is a legend he is one of the greatest to ever set foot in the ring. But incase no one else noticed besides me BWCW is DEAD! That’s where his legacy ran through and through at! He was the king there! It’s past his time! He’s done and gone with no more!….then you have the muscle. Curtis….the man that has your back as you two have spoken so much about the last few days. But I know he is nothing more than a mere stooge! Someone to do your dirty work because your not man enough to do it. But Bonez isn’t as tough as he once was. He is not the great powerhouse he use to be. He is nothing now than a guy who missed out on the best part of his career! Bonez is a waste. Jeremy your reign as being unstoppable is coming to a end. It’s almost over…. Who will be the ones to do it to you? Chris and Sean Van X….. Jeremy you said Pike Daniels is the man who kicked your ass up and down and took your hardcore belt? I wrestled Pike also Jeremy. I stood toe to toe with him as we took shot’s at each other with a Singapore cane to decide who was the rightful cane the world champion! I wrestled that bad ass mother fucker! I went up against Slick Mik! I took on Mack Truck! I went up against the best UWWF had to offer and I was still standing! Jeremy your fate has been signed over to me and Sean! When we beat the two of you senseless then take your lifeless….Worthless sorry bodies and toss them off the side of that scaffold. Not only will we be tossing you guy’s off the scaffold. We will take back our belts…. We will end the legacy of the Purveyors of Perfection. We will once again reclaim our status as the greatest tag team of all times. We will be the leaders through the rest of the Liberation era! Jeremy your time as being unstoppable is almost up! I don’t think you or anyone else can stop us!

~{Chris takes a long puff of his cigarette and then exhales he flicks the butt off the edge of the balcony and it floats the ground below. Chris then takes his Zippo lighter and puts it back in the box. He then look’s towards the camera again.}~

Chris: Then on the other hand let’s see who we got. Helping you out Jeremy. It’s a man who has been on a downward spiral the last few months. He has been beaten in a tag match by g-Man and Black Rain. Beaten by myself in a one on one match. Beaten by G-man in a one on one match. Then stomped almost to death by Mr.E. I am referring to the man known as Curtis……Schmitt! Some of you know him as Bonez….He claims himself to be Perfect! He says he is perfection! But is he really perfect? Is he all that? I think not. See Curtis you haven’t been perfect for a long time. You actually have been below perfect. You have barely been getting bye. Curtis your so called brother that has your back isn’t worried about those tag team titles. He is more worried about his final match with G-man. Then Curtis you have to lock up with the man known as Maddog. One of the most sadistic and hardcore people ever….. Or at least he was all that! But just like Maddog being all washed up so are you! But hey when two old out of shape has beens lock up you cant help but know that one of them is going to get the crap beat out of them. One of them is going to get seriously hurt. Not to mention it’s a iron man match? A hour of beating each other senseless! Then you get to climb on top of that scaffold and get to meet your fate in the hands of Chris and Sean Van X! Curtis you have to be out of your mind if you honestly think you are going to be able to climb up there and be able to toss us off? Your crazy Curtis you are out of your mind! You are pathetic, you will get your ass handed to you come Made of Glass! It’s funny that’s the name of the pay per view because that is what I am going to do to you. I am going to prove that you are made of glass and are breakable. I will smash you Curtis. I will take your body lift it up and just like your career you will take a downward fall and crash onto the ring below! Mark my words Curtis I am going to take you out. I will get my hand raised as myself and Sean get those Brass Knuckle tag team titles back to the rightful owners! We are the legends! We will prove it once again! Made of Glass…..

~{Chris Van x stand’s up. He stretches his arm’s back for a moment. He turns and opens the sliding glass door to go in. He stop’s then stand’s in the door way. }~

Chris: Don’t think to hard boys but can you really feel it? Can you feel your body come crashing down from twenty five feet above? I hope you know that it isn’t like getting dropped from the top rope. Its more than that. Jeremy…..Curtis when you get your boots laced up and your music hit’s. You are going up against one of the best. You’ll never….EVER forget the night you had to deal with us in the High Incident!

~{Chris stares at the camera for a moment. He then closes the door then he pull’s the blinds to. The camera then fades to black.}~


REWIND


~{Sean and Amy are walking along the sidewalk towards her car. She hands the keys over to Sean. She has a dark red Pontiac Sunfire. Sean unlocks the doors and then jumps in. Amy hops in her side and the car pull’s out.}~

Amy: Since Amber and Chris are going to your place…..Why don’t we go to my place?

Sean: Sounds good which way?

Amy: Turn right by the CVS.

Sean: So Amy how many guys have you been with?

Amy: Um…..like this month or all together?

~{Sean is turning the car as she answers . He is in shock and almost jumps into the wrong lane. He then straightens the car out and smiles.}~

Amy: You ok?…. Turn at that apartment complex called Settle Wood .

Sean: Yea I’m fine let’s finish this conversation up inside.

~{The camera cut’s and flashes inside. You can tell a large amount of time has passed. The camera show’s the hallway towards the bedroom. Suddenly a door swings open and Sean Van X comes walking down the hall. He has a blanket wrapped around his waste. He walks over to the fridge and gets a bottle water. He takes a swallow as he walks to the table. He sits in a chair and looks at the camera.}~

Sean: Wow that was fun. First time in a long time I’ve been out on the town like that!…. But pretty soon when we get the straps back there will be partying ever night. But I’m going to make sure that not only we get the tag belts back where they belong but I am also going to take the National championship to add to my collection!. The match that will take place in is a storm warning match. The person I get to beat the shit out of is a worthless piece of scum that needs to be ridden of here in UWWF! Cyrus you got beat by Acid! No excuses of why you just got beat! You say I’m a great tag team wrestler? Your damn right. But I am also one of the greatest single wrestlers of all time! You talk about beating Dante,…Acid,…Synge, Lancer, Paul Smith and some other ass wipes over in some shit ass federation called DWF1 Guess what DWF is shit! I don’t even know what it is but it is nothing compared to the UWWF! You say I have brought out the hardcore icon in you? Bitch your idea of hardcore is probably a steele chair and a exposed turnbuckle! Sean Van X helped make hardcore disappear and hard-gore come to life! I have taken a dive off the old UWWF tron fifty feet in the air through two men on tables wrapped in barb-wire set on fire! I have been in twenty foot high barb-wire cage matches filled with weapons! I have been through death matches, balcony matches, rooftop matches. Bitch I’m more hardcore in bed than you are in the ring! Cyrus you said that razor sharp barb-wire is to keep my brother out? See that’s one thing you wont have to worry about and that is him helping me. See Chris knows that I can take care of myself in the ring. I am more worried about someone trying to come out and help save you from getting a new asshole ripped! Cyrus your shit! Your nothing but shit! You always have been! You always will be! You are going to get the shit beat out of you!

~{Sean gets up from the table. He walk’s towards the small living room and sits on the love seat. He looks at the magazine on the coffee table and shakes his head he then looks back up at the camera }~

Sean: Then we have the tag team champions. The Purveyors of Perfection. Curtis and Jeremy! Guys your going into a High Incident match. The match that we made our own. The match we have never lost in. Where three wins and zero losses! After Made of Glass we will be four and zero! Jeremy your going up against G-Man for the one millionth time. Please beat the shit out of him so we don’t have to watch you two wrestle ever again! But before you can get to him you have to climb up that ladder with two masters of the sky’s! Two legends above the ring. Two of the toughest mother fuckers to ever sign there names on a contract ! Your going up against Chris and Sean Van X. Frankly I don’t like your chances! You said that your not scared of heights? Me neither the heights isn’t what scares me. It’s the fall down to the ring that scares me. I’ve never felt it…..I never will after Made of Glass when me and Chris get our belts back you will then know that you have just been beaten. Your not unstoppable. You haven’t had anyone who has the big enough balls to stop you! Guess what though we do. Jeremy you’re the bitch! You always have been and we will prove it!

~{Sean picks up the remote control and cuts the small television on. He flips through some channels and stops on ESPN. He then look’s back to the camera.}~

Sean: Then we have the perfectionist Curtis,…Schmitt. The man who hasn’t won a match since Clinton was in office! The biggest washed up scum UWWF has to offer. Hey pal you think Maddog is going to rip you a new asshole? Just wait till me and Chris get our hands on you. After we beat the shit out of you atop that scaffold, we will then drop your ass twenty five feet below. Your going for a ride. Don’t think for even a minute you are going to get to keep those straps. Because me and Chris are going to send you straight to hell and get our hands raised once and for all! I am going to get my hands around your neck and watch as the blood flow slowly decreases! Your ass is grass and we are the fucking lawn mower!

~{Sean flip’s the television set off. He then stands up.}~

Sean: Cyrus you have something in common with Jeremy and Curtis. All three of you listen to this. When the dust settles and the smoke clears. Your all going to look up and see me holding the gold! Just watch it happen bitches!

~{Sean turns and walks down the hall as the camera fades.}~

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