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Role-Play Title Full of.....
Role-Play No. 022
Record 06-02-00
Career Highlights King of Hardcore, UWWF Brass Knuckle Tag Team Champion (X4), UWWF Streetfight Champion, UWWF Cane The World Champion
Beaten Cyrus, Alex Dunn, Danny Polar, Jeremy Clarkson, Justin Denison, Iceman Moe Hunter
Next Opponent Dante
Title On The Line None
Previous Titles Held King of Hardcore (Current)
Previous Opponent(s) Cyrus (X2),Maddog, Titan, Alex Dunn, Danny Polar, Jeremy Clarkson, Justin Denison, Iceman Moe Hunter
Wrestler Stats
Height 6'0
Weight 230LBS
Hometown Philadelphia Pennsylvania
Finisher Name Van X Effect

“ Where is he? Why hasn’t he shown up? No one has seen him….Makes me wonder if he will be there…. Makes me wonder if I should bother making that trip. I mean after all if he isn’t going to be there why should I? Why should I show up at the arena and be ready to fight if he isn’t? I am sick and tired of people ducking me…. I am sick and tired of people ignoring me. Maddog got into his little car accident. I think it was just a ploy to get out of wrestling me, Moe Hunter was more like not wrestling at all. The sad thing is Moe Hunter wasn’t even the worse of my opponents I have had here lately. Justin Denison, Alex Dunn…. They are all jokes…. At least Danny Polar brought something to the ring. Too bad Dante wont live up to his statements. Too bad he doesn’t have the ball’s to come at me like a man. Too bad I know that he will come out and barely put up a chicken shit fight….. I guess that what happens when you hang out with pieces of shit like Nightmare, you become lazy, pathetic and full of shit…. Oh well I guess Dante will just become yet another mark on the wall. I guess he will just be another one I have walked over. No skin off my back though. I don’t mind kicking the shit out of someone like that. He deserves every piece of it. I plan on giving every piece of it.”

~{Cameras open at the lake front cabin of Chris Van X. It is early in the morning and the fog off the lake is thick enough to make anyone slow down driving on the bridge nearby. The camera turns towards the house and as it approaches sitting on the back porch in a wooden chair is Chris Van X. He has on a pair of white wind breaker pants and some white socks. He has the chair leaned back against the side of the building and a beer bottle in his hands. On the small table next to him sits his cigarettes and lighter, as well another beer. Chris look’s at the camera then takes a swallow of his beer.}~

CVX: You know I was sitting back looking at the card for this Tuesday Meltdown and I thought to myself damn! This is a nice card. You got three big titles matches where two of them should obviously be squashes. Slayer defending his belt against Reaper Damien Grim. Brand new wrestler unknown to XCW. Slayer might have his hand’s full but should be able to defend his belt easily for the first time. Then you have Black Haze. One of the men who claimed to be a XCW faithful is defending his belt against well against a girl. In Annie Alvarez. Now I’ve never seen this chick before but stepping into a mans shoes takes big ball’s honey. Black Haze might just eat you alive. Few more highlights on this card are the former invaders square off when the newest member of Team Clarkson Ka$h takes on Waterboy Moe Hunter. That should be a good one and prove to be a worthy match. Not to mention the debut of Moonwolfe and the return to singles action of Titan……. But everyone in the world will be on the edge of their seat including me to watch as the “Sick One” Acid goes one on one against the World Heavyweight Champion Mortis Magnus. I can tell you this from watching the fire in the eyes of Acid that the battle he went through with Cyrus may have been more physical. But this is going to be one hell of a mental battle as Acid will stop at all cost to walk away as the new worlds champion. Not to mention you can bet for damn sure Jeremy Clarkson look’s to get that Worlds title off of Mortis Magnus, I mean we wouldn’t want that scum handing his belt off to the like’s of Nightmare now would we?

~{Chris takes a swallow of his beer then wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. He watches the water as you see a speed boat come flying across the top of the water headed out. Chris takes another swallow of his beer and finishes it off. He sets it down next to his chair as he look’s back at the camera.}~

CVX: Another match that was on that card that could have really lived up to some serious hype and even stole the show was the Chris Van X versus Dante match. I looked around Dante and saw where you where a National Champion, hell you even defended your title at the pay per view Bloody Money against none other than Mortis Magnus himself. But Dante I searched and searched trying to find out when or where you lost your title. Finally I found it. August seventeenth two thousand and four. That’s when you dropped your belt….. The funny thing is Dante do you know who you dropped your title to? None other than the former XCW World champion himself Cyrus. It’s all a bit funny if you ask me, you defend your belt against Mortis, Lose your belt to Cyrus….. Mortis beats Cyrus for the Worlds title, you don’t show up to claim your title shot…. I guess it’s one of those thing’s that make’s you wonder if this viscous cycle is ever going to end. ….. But in all honesty the cycle has ended my friend. When Jeremy Clarkson stood in the middle of the XCW ring and said WWA is dead! That’s when it ended….. Let’s not forget when he told your longtime friend Nightmare that he was fired….. Because lets be honest Nightmare is full of shit and you and I an anyone within a twenty mile radius of the man or a television set knows it.

~{Chris takes the pack of cigarettes and pulls out one. He places it in his mouth then lights it up with his Zippo lighter. He takes a few drag’s off the end of it then look’s at it for a moment before he begins to speak again.}~

CVX: Dante, you and your ban a hooligans came here to XCW,….. But the more I thought about it I couldn’t help but laugh at the fact that they, you, them whoever thought that you guys could take over XCW. That you could come in here and invade us. That you could rise up above the best XCW had and defeat us. It was sad, funny, and stupid all rolled into one big giant heap of horse shit. The old saying goes you cant ride a dead horse….. Well WWA was the horse and you sorry excuses for wrestlers where the shit. I guess it just proves that you aren’t worth the ink you signed your contracts with. Come Meltdown on Tuesday if you bother to show up I damn well plan on beating the shit out of you and leaving your sorry ass left in the back ready to be sent back to the sunk ship herself WWA. I don’t have no care for you and I don’t have any use for you. You’re a waste of my time and everyone else’s. I made short work of Moe Hunter and I do plan on doing the same with you.

~{Chris takes a few more drag’s off his smoke then exhales it out through his nose. He lets the cigarette rest on the edge of the table while he twist the top off his beer. He turns the bottle up taking a long swallow. He lowers it back down and look’s at the camera once more.}~

CVX: Dante you might ask yourself why I seem so upset over the fact that you haven’t spoken yet, you might wonder why does it matter to me? Well the simple fact of the matter is I am sick of cock suckers like you getting matches in this federation when your ass hasn’t earned shit yet. I plan on starting to make a point well known around here and it’s going to start with you Dante. Little bitches like you are going to start earning their keep. If they don’t I am going to beat the shit out of them and take what they have. I couldn’t give a rats ass if I have to wrestle two or three times a night. It wont be a issue to me, I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again. Dante on Meltdown I am going to make my point known. There is no room for failures in XCW and that’s exactly what you are. Dante when you come to the ring with me your ass better be ready for a fight. I just hope you don’t have transportation problems this time. Because I’d hate to come looking for a bitch like you.

~{Chris takes the last drag off his cigarette then flicks the butt down. He takes a swallow of his beer as he rises to his feet then turns and walks inside as the camera fades.}~

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