~{Cameras open at the lakeside home of Chris Van X. Surprisingly the house look’s to have been cleaned recently and it actually look’s presentable at this point. In the living room sits two men one of which is Chris Van X who is barefoot with some khaki shorts and a black shirt. The other is his friend Blake who is in black dress socks, gray dress pants and white wife beater shirt. His shirt and tie are laying on the back of the chair nearby. The two men seem to be very intoxicated and both have quite a few beer bottles on the table in front of them. They are laughing hysterically and trying to speak.}~

Blake: No’ no’ no’ no’ Chris….. I got the perfect idea for your promo’s…. From here on out you steal famous lines from other wrestlers. Like for instance you can go…….. And that my friend is COOL!

~{The two men begin laughing like crazy again and Blake almost roll’s off the couch. Chris takes a swallow of his beer then suddenly he begins to speak almost spewing the beer out.}~

CVX: Oh that’d be so awesome….. Like maybe after each one I can say In sarcastic tone IF YOU CROSS MY PATH, YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!

~{The two men begin to laugh out loud again at one another and you can tell that both men have had a bit too much to drink already tonight. The mood for the evening is set, beer, loud music and a good time. The only thing missing is some hot chicks. But who’s to say they aren’t on the way.}~

Blake: You know what else you could do, use a few of Hogan’s lines………. Say your prayers, take your vitamins and…… um what else did he say?

CVX: What the hell? I never watched that old fart. I watched people like Ric Flair who had the best lines every…… “Stylin and Profilin”…….. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO All night long……… Limosuine riding, jet flying, kiss steallin, wheelin dealin, son of a gun!

~{The two men begin to bust out into laughter once again. You can tell neither man has a place to go or a thing to do. Two men calm as could be both just living life.}~

Blake: You can use the Rocks saying when you come out for each match……. FINALLY THE VAN X HAS COME BACK TO ATLANTA!……

CVX: Do you smell what the X is cooking?

Blake: THE MILLIONS!

CVX: And MILLIONS!

Blake: Of the Van X fan’s!

CVX: Or I could steal one of the greatest line’s of all times…..

Blake: What’s that?

CVX: IT’S ON BLAZE’S!

~{The two men explode into laughter again. After a moment of laughing their heads off Blake takes a swallow of his beer and then seems to calm down. Chris look’s at him for a second then pipes up.}~

CVX: I could just start saying I’m the Icon, I’m the showstoppa, I’m the main event.

Blake: Nah….. Michaels was gay, and anyone who thinks otherwise is gay to……

CVX: Your shot brother,……. Hey I got a great one,

Blake: What’s that?

CVX: IT’S TIME!…. IT’S VAN X TIME!

Blake: Ohhhhhh that would be so awesome. You could wear that mask thing like Vader did to, it’s be perfect on you.,

CVX: No way man, that mask was so stupid,…. I could go with the Undertakers classic, RESSSSSSST IN PEACE!

Blake: No way man that whole dead dark side thing is way overrated. Just look at Purple Haze and Jack the Ripper.

CVX: Good point…….. How about going with I’m the Best There Was, The Best There Is and The Best There ever Will Be!

Blake: What about Bret Hart?

CVX: What about him?

Blake: I thought he was the best?

CVX: Damn man you are stupid.

Blake: Ahhh go fuck yourself……

CVX: What if I went with………. Chris Van X is your hook up….. Holla if ya hear me!

Blake: Then it sounds like you are selling some drug’s or steroids…….

CVX: True,

Blake: I got a simple one for you….. Who’s Next?

CVX: That’s almost as bad as “that’s cool“. Everyone new Goldberg was going to win every match he had, there wasn’t a question.

Blake: Yea, that was a horrible gimmick…..

CVX: Plus the guy did lose like his third match to Steve McMicheal at some pay per view, but they never mentioned it,

Blake: Oh shit man I got it!

CVX: What?

Blake: It’s the best one yet!

CVX: What?

Blake: I can’t believe we haven’t thought of this one yet.

CVX: What the fuck is it?

Blake: AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE CHRIS VAN X SAID SO!

CVX: Get the fuck out of my house, that was the most retarded thing I ever heard.

~{The two men begin laughing hysterically, they both seem to be getting tired and the beer is taking it’s toll on their bodies. Both men sit there quietly for a moment and then finally Blake leans up and reaches for his shoes.}~

Blake: Well man I need to run, it’s a long ass drive home.

CVX: Shit man crash here, you don’t need to be out driving like this.

Blake: I’m fine,

CVX: Bullshit, you’re a pussy who can’t handle his beer. Take your ass back to Sean’s old room.

Blake: You sure?

CVX: You aren’t sleeping with me bitch.

Blake: Shut the fuck up….. Is there a alarm clock in there? I have a meeting at work to be at by nine.

CVX: Yea, Just don’t wake my lazy ass up.

Blake: Alright peace nigga

CVX: Later man,

~{Blake gets up and takes the last swallow of his beer then puts the empty bottle down on the coffee table. He then stretches his arms out then rub’s his chest. Blake turns and walks down the hallway to the spare bedroom and is out of sight. Chris reaches over to the table and lifts up his beer bottle to his mouth. He takes a swallow then sits there and look’s up at the camera.}~

CVX: Romeo, romeo where for art thou romeo?…… Damn too much beer again. It doesn’t really matter, I make just as much sense drunk as Kaine Salvo does sober. Lousy piece of shit….. Went and did a bit of research on Chris Van X apparently….. But it look’s as if he missed a few important aspects….. He I am at my weakest when I am fighting with orthodox rules….. That is slightly true….. But son Chris Van X could have polished off a bottle of Jack with a twelve pack of bud and still stumble to the ring and beat the shit out of trash like you without even spilling my next beer….. Said you can make me quit with just the simple turn of my arm? I say bring it on bitch, While you are simply turning my arm I will sit there and smoke me a cigarette and wait for the pain. I’ve been battered beaten and bruised and quite frankly the shit you bring to the table isn’t enough to make me hit the gym. Chris Van X will fight you just like he fights everyone else….. I’ll be hungry, sleepy, grumpy, and a ready to party. I always have a smoke in the back before I come out and as soon as I’ get to the locker room I have a victory drink of my buddy Jack Daniels. Kaine Salvo you wont make me change my plan’s, you wont make me lose any sleep. You are just average.

~{Chris reaches over next to him and grabs his pack of cigarettes and a lighter. He walk’s out to his front porch and takes a seat on the wooden chair by his door. Chris lights up one of his cigarettes then takes a drag or two. He then look’s back at the camera.}~

CVX: Now Slayer, where have you been? I haven’t seen or heard from you at all this week, you didn’t get scared and take off or anything did you? Because quite frankly I am looking forward to slapping around the man that beat our former worlds champion twice. It will be almost like in college football when the USC defense gets to take a hit on a Heisman trophy candidate. You being the top man right now. Getting your name tossed into the octagon and all. But I guess for you that’s enough for now. I’m sure your over looking me and not worrying about this little three way dance. I mean it’s only a match right? Not like you should worry about it? But Slayer one thing is for sure, you need to worry, you need to watch Chris Van X, because when that octagon door shuts one of the six men who will be inside will be Chris Van X. You can damn sure bet I am going to be looking at ripping off your head while we are in there. Your out of your league son, you stepped into water that it too deep and you are about to drown. Slayer on Saturday night don’t expect Chris Van X to forget to hand you your ass whipping, Because you will get one and it wont look too pretty.

~{Chris takes another drag off his smoke then he leans back in his chair and has it leaning against the house on two leg’s. He breathes in the cool fall air and sits there momentarily. He then looks back at the camera again.}~

CVX: Now this Kaine Salvo guy is really bothering me with some of his ignorant comments. Kaine you say you haven’t seen any regular matches? I say you need to look through the video tapes. Your eyes may need checking because in fact most matches are “regular” as you put it. Weapons aren’t a common thing for every Meltdown. On some occasion they are brought into the picture. But if you don’t like the weapons, I say why in the hell did you choose to sign with “X” CW? Xtreme is in our name and if you don’t like Xtreme I say go find something that is not Xtreme. It’d be like me going out and buying a brand new Chevy Silverado,…… Then complaining because I drive one….. I hate fucking Chevy’s so I don’t drive them. I say to you Kaine if you hate weapons,…… leave! It’s that simple, we aren’t going to change just because one so called true fighter shows up. I say if you are a true fighter bring it to the table on Meltdown. Bring what you have and lets compare. If you are a true fighter like you claim you should easily be able to defeat me right? I mean come’ on I’m just a mindless freak with a cane right? Isn’t that what you said? Well if I am just a mindless freak with a cane I say I’ll leave the cane in the back and we will take it to the ring like two men and fight it out bare knuckle style. You claim all you see is second rate gladiators? I say step it up like a man and prove it. Prove that I am second rate, I am fucking daring you to. Because Kaine I could swear to god I am will beat the shit out of you in that ring and watch as you body lays there motionless. I wont need any weapons I wont need my cane, a steel chair, a strand of barb-wire or anything else. Just me! Because you are going to know that Chris Van X is still better than you will ever be when he is at his weakest. So come Meltdown this is my challenge to you Kaine, it’s very simple and even a fool like you can understand it…… Beat me…… Just beat me Kaine, no trick’s up my sleeve, no secret weapons hid anywhere, no nothing. Just come down to the ring and prove to me that you truly are the better warrior. Of course me and you both know that you don’t stand a girls chance at a gay pride parade coming away happy. I will beat you and I will humiliate you. Kaine Salvo your ass is going to be ran over and everyone will know that you are just a pile of chicken shit…….. Kaine remember one thing……………BEAT ME!

~{Chris sits there for a minute and takes the last few drags off his cigarette. He then takes and tosses the butt into a metal bucket nearby. Chris gets up and walks inside the house, the camera fades as he closes the door.}~