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Role-Play Title Underestimating
Role-Play No. 027
Record 07-02-00
Career Highlights King of Hardcore,XCW Tag Team Champion, UWWF Brass Knuckle Tag Team Champion (X4), UWWF Streetfight Champion, UWWF Cane The World Champion
Beaten Cyrus, Alex Dunn, Danny Polar, Jeremy Clarkson, Justin Denison, Iceman Moe Hunter, Dante
Next Opponent Spiker
Title On The Line None
Previous Titles Held King of Hardcore (Current), XCW Tag Team Champion (W/Annie Alvarez) {Current}
Previous Opponent(s) Cyrus (X2),Maddog, Titan, Alex Dunn, Danny Polar, Jeremy Clarkson, Justin Denison, Iceman Moe Hunter, Dante, Slayer, Kaine Salvo
Wrestler Stats
Height 6'0
Weight 230LBS
Hometown Philadelphia Pennsylvania
Finisher Name Van X Effect

“ I guess they are just going to give the fucking keys over to someone else now aren’t they? I mean Spiker in the main event? Hell it doesn’t matter who is out there against him. No one can carry that sorry ass wrestler in the ring long enough to make a difference……….They thought ratings where low before? What about now? Good lord if this is Clarksons way of rebounding XCW from a rough few weeks he better have a few trick’s up his sleeve because quite frankly this isn’t going to work. He better have Maddog, Memnoch, Acid, Cyrus and or including Titan to come out and save this match. Chris Van X is in no mood to carry this sorry sob through a main event…… Hell has this guy even smelt the main event before? Good lord what has the world come to? I guess we need to finally let the beast become unleashed and I need to break some fucking bones in order to get this federation back on top…… Well too bad for Spiker it all start’s here…… Who ya gonna turn to?….. ME that’s who!”


~{The scene is set in a old favorite establishment of many hardcore fan’s and the sanctuary of one Chris Van X. The cameras or in the arena part of Viking Hall home to the UWWF for many years. The ring is covered in dust and the chairs are still lined up around it. It look’s like everyone got up,…..walked away and left it. A lone figure is seen sitting in one of the chairs about six rows back. As the camera comes closer you see the man to be Chris Van X the “King of Hardcore” He has his feet propped up on the chair in front of him, with some blue jean shorts and a black Chris Van X “I’m the King” t-shirt. His head is covered up by a black bandanna. Laying nearby him is the XCW tag team championship which is draped over a chair a few feet away. Also near the title belt is a Singapore cane. Chris has this far away type look in his eyes as he begins to speak.}~

CVX: As I sit here and look at this ring and think to myself, I just cant help but wonder what happen. Where it go? How did it just slip away?………. I know when I stood face to face with Jeremy Clarkson that it might be the last great hardcore battle. But still I didn’t expect it to all slip away so soon. I didn’t expect it to trickle out from between my fingers and escape into the night to be lost forever. I still thought I’d see some it around. I still thought I would have the chance to step in between barb-wire laced ropes and walk on thumbtacks, glass and lemon juice. I still said to myself that the barb-wire wrapped Singapore cane would still be used…… But now I step in between regular ropes, I walk on a regular mat, I swing a regular Singapore cane….. I just don’t know what happen to it all….. It saddens me….. We lost it guy’s…… we lost it.

~{Chris gets up from his seat and grab’s his tag team title off the chair nearby, he then walk’s a few feet over and grab’s his Singapore cane and begins to walk with them both. He gets to the side of the ring and places both objects up on the apron. Chris then reaches up and pull’s himself up onto the side of the ring and then roll’s in. He stays seated leaning against the ropes.}~

CVX: Jeremy Clarkson went out and won the first Ultimate Hardcore Cup, then after that he went out and proved why he was the king…. He stepped up to any and all challengers and left nothing to be uncertain. He battled in every sick and twisted type of environment possibly imagined. He didn’t sit back and take a break. He proved why he was the king and earned every moment he wore the crown. Hell with the exception of me, he never lost single match. He never once had to walk out of the arena with his head down. Never did anyone get to say they beat him….. Unlike me,….. Jeremy Clarkson personified the spot of King of Hardcore, he stood head and shoulders above the rest and beat everyone who stood in his path. He was a King you didn’t mind saying was the king……. What happen to me? Where did I go? Why am I not glorified and praised for being the king?…….. It’s simple,….. I haven’t went out and proved why I am the king, I haven’t went out and beaten people week in and week out, I haven’t took people beyond there limit’s and left them laying on their backs. What have I done? I’ve been mediocre at best, I’ve been second place, I’ve been nothing…. I’ve sat back allowed Maddog to run around and attack me, I let Memnoch run throughout this federation, I’ve let Titan whine and cry like a six year old school girl begging for five minutes more to play. Well I say this week it all stop’s, this week I go out and starting with Spiker I beat down and walk all over everyone who gets in my path, This week it begins,……

~{Chris dig’s into his pockets and pull’s out his lighter and cigarettes, He places the cigarette in his mouth and then light’s it up. He take’s a few drag’s off the smoke and then look’s at the mat nearby him, There is a old blood stain a few feet away and Chris look’s over at it.}~

CVX: Blood being spilt wasn’t just a way to get the crowd into it, It wasn’t just a reason for people to come to the arena, It wasn’t just a ploy to make the ratings sky rocket. It was to help yourself win, you busted your opponent open to weaken them, you beat them senseless, you left them for dead and you had no regrets, you didn’t worry about there well being, you did go visit them in the locker room to make sure you didn’t do any serious damage, what you did in the ring carried weight in the back, Blood was spilt in order to thrive for yourself, in order to rise above the rest, to push yourself to the top. This wasn’t just a job to us, it’s what we lived for, it’s what we breathed for, we bleed for it, sweat for it, and many of us gave everything we possibly had for it. I don’t expect most of you XCW fool’s to understand that, all you understand is the paycheck. You don’t know what it was like to go to the office after a long hard battle, with your stitches, and bandages to grab your worthless check and the boss look’s at you and says “Sorry man, we just didn’t draw a big enough crowd today, your check is a little shorter than it was last week.”………. Hell some week we where lucky to have enough money to pay the light bill for next week and give out a little cash to each of us so maybe just maybe we could eat for a full week on it. We didn’t get to travel the country, drive nice car’s, stay in the best hotels…… Hell most of us had to work second job’s….. Little pieces of shit’s like Spiker,….. Slayer,….. Black Haze,….. Kaine Salvo you guy’s wouldn’t know anything about that. You wouldn’t know how to survive….. This was about respect, dignity, glory. It wasn’t just for show, it was for life….. XCW is going to go back to the respect, it’s going to go back to the dignity, It is going to go back to the fame. Back to the glory, back to the respect…… And I am the man that is going to take it. I am going to do it…..

CVX: Spiker it all start’s with you, your going to be the first on a long list of people I beat and kick to the side. You may be saying to yourself, “WOW GOLLY GEE WHIZZ I HAVE A SHOT TO BE IN THE MAIN EVENT AT THE PAY PER VIEW, THAT SURE WOULD BE A LOT OF FUN TO GO WRASTLE IN THE MAIN EVENT AND GET THE CHANCE TO BE THE WORLDS CHAMPION. I’D BE THE COOLEST SKATE BOARDER IN THE ENTIRE HALF PIPE.” But lets cut to the fucking chase, you’re a half assed piece of shit and I am going to rip you limb from limb. I will not waste anytime in beating you and I will make sure that your roughed up already for your Xtreme title shot. I’m sure that coming to the main event to stare across the ring at Chris Van X is going to be the highlight of your short pathetic career. I can see you now in thirty years sitting at your old folk’s home with your grandkids all around telling them about the time you got to be in the main event with the King of Hardcore…… Then your grandkid’s will look at you and say, “ WOW GRANPA YOU GOT TO WRESTLE CHRIS VAN X? HOW DID IT TURN OUT?” And Spiker do you know what you will have to look at them and say?….. You’ll look those little snot nose brat’s straight in the eye and say “ WELL GRANPA GOT HIS PIMPLED WHITE ASS HANDED TO HIM BY THE KING OF HARDCORE.” Because Spiker there isn’t a chance in hell of you being able to get past Chris Van X and making it to House of Chains. Spiker what you must understand by my comments is that I’m not underrating you. I’m not overlooking you. I’m just looking through you. I am saying you are under estimating me. You are over looking me. Because any human being in there right mind knows good and damn well that Chris Van X will walk all over them and rip there body to shreds. So Spiker before you go scream foul, you better realize who is underestimating who here.

~{Chris finishes his smoke then flicks the butt down to the floor nearby. He roll’s out of the ring then grab’s both his belt and his Singapore cane. He walk’s up the ramp slowly and about mid ways stops. He look’s at the camera then begins to speak.}~

CVX: As Slayer and Titan both sit anxiously awaiting the octagon chain death match I know they have got to be getting nervous. They all have got to be sitting back and wondering to themselves who else is coming in. Who else will be strapped by there ankles and come to do combat with them? Well boys one thing is for sure. Chris Van X will make damn certain he is standing in the octagon with the two of you and three others. The fight might be long, hard and bloody. But in the end one thing you will all know is that Chris Van X doesn’t take any shit from anyone in the wrestling ring. If you are going to come to the game, bring whatever you can. But when you lose don’t go crying to mommy. Titan, Slayer and whoever else walk’s into House of Chains against me you need to know this. Chris Van X is not underestimating you…… You are underestimating him. Get ready for hell boys….

~{Walk’s up to the top of the ramp then turn’s back around and faces the ring. He then lift’s his cane up above his head and then raises his tag team title with his other hand. The Camera fades to black while Chris Van x is standing atop the ramp.}~

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