Dan, thank you for the updates. Just do it 6 times a month for another 13 months and we can call it even. You are almost there. Oh, and I just heard James isn’t coming back till March. Plus he's living in Geelong. Plus we have no idea of his skill level. Plus he may not even want to be involved. Plus I don’t need him to motivate you through jealousy. There is already far too much jealousy between you and I. "I", being the jealouser... and "you" being the super-hyper-turbo jealousee.
Remember our old manager, Jaddan? He now play lead guitar for Anti-Ant and replaced the fuck-wit in that band, Andy, who dared to bag us. This band is now deemed acceptable and will be removed from Panash’s infamous “LIST”. Andy will remain on “The List”. Jaddan also owns and runs Boomtown Records, a new label. There is a link to it off the Anti-Ant page.
I started g-tar lessons yesterday. The big fat string is "supposedly" called "E". When the fuck did this happen, huh? I always called that string "fattay". Why don’t people keep me in the loop? Oh, and I saved money... I don’t have to buy a new g-tar when I break a string now. "Supposedly" I can just buy new strings. Does anyone else get the feeling that my g-tar teacher is trying to trick me? Ill bet all of his trickery eventually leads to a point where he pleasures himself with my lifeless corpse. You'd be surprised how many elaborate schemes are built on the accomplishment of that goal.
That's right.
I'm on to you.
All of you.
- matt
The Arias. I hope all their winners appreciate their wonderful trinket/paper-wieght awards. That is what they are worth. Those who won can tell themselves how talented they are. It really does take a lot of talent to get your record company to play your songs on the radio, so good work guys. I particularly like the approach of Daniel Johns, “I’m dying, so please buy my CD.” Though at least he isn’t like George, Kasey Chambers or Alex Lloyd who all used “Buy my CD because I’m fat.” Kasey Chambers really stole the show because not only is she fat, but she is fucking ugly too. Take the metal stud out of your face, bitch. It isn’t helping. Having had a child is no excuse. I think you were supposed to have triplets, but forgot to pull out the other two. You got it right before, scrag: YOU ARE NOT PRETTY ENOUGH.
Then again, it could be a lot worse. I could be bitching about the Grammies.
No really big Panash news for now. We are not repusive enough yet to warrant any kind of sucess.
- matt
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