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i wanna know where people get the balls to say things like this to me...

Compilation of the weirdos who IM me

YMGHScott (5:18:34 PM): hi
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Auto response from YMGHScott (5:18:34 PM): FLUGTAG-ING MY ASS OFF!
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YMGHScott (5:18:55 PM): 21 male from long island, saw you on friendster.com i have a bio on ther e go to user search: scott goldberg im from glen cove
YMGHScott (5:19:31 PM): woah actually
YMGHScott (5:19:36 PM): we have talked before!
YMGHScott (5:19:43 PM): like 6 months ago, dunno why we stopped
YMGHScott (5:19:48 PM): maybe it was cuz u had a bf haha
YMGHScott (5:19:54 PM): well if ur single, lets talk :-)


oldscool51: hey hey whats up
then joelle said: hey hey whos this
oldscool51: i got your screen name from
then joelle said: brb
oldscool51: huwwy
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Auto response from then joelle said: gone for a really long time
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oldscool51: yay
then joelle said: whats up
oldscool51: nm
oldscool51: just watching tv
oldscool51: where on the island are u
oldscool51: im in suffolk
then joelle said: nassua
oldscool51: what town
oldscool51: im in medford
then joelle said: levittown
oldscool51: would u like to see my pics
then joelle said: my comp is going too slow right now
oldscool51: okies
oldscool51: how old are u
then joelle said: 19
oldscool51: me too
oldscool51: what are u into
then joelle said: going to shows
oldscool51: i like hanging out with close friends
oldscool51: just having a good time
oldscool51: are u in school
then joelle said: school of visual arts
oldscool51: funn
oldscool51: im at scc
oldscool51: i forget what u look like
oldscool51: :-(
oldscool51: i dont remember
oldscool51: connect jsut for a mine
oldscool51: pwease
oldscool51: ive been a good boy
thenjoellesaid wants to directly connect.
oldscool51 is now directly connected.
oldscool51:




oldscool51: send urs :-)
then joelle said:
then joelle said: im on the left
oldscool51 direct connection is closed.


hypechillzz89: hay
then joelle said: hiiiii
hypechillzz89: how ru?
then joelle said: wonderful
hypechillzz89: kool
hypechillzz89: omg i almost got tickeled to death 2day
then joelle said: OMG!
hypechillzz89: lolz
then joelle said: LOL LOL
hypechillzz89: ::tickles ur sides::
then joelle said: OMG LOL LOLOLOLOL
hypechillzz89: ::tickels ur stomach::
then joelle said: OMG LOL LOLOLOLOL
hypechillzz89: wuts ur most tickleish spot?
then joelle said: inside my nose
hypechillzz89: lol dun lie
then joelle said: ok fine its my ear!
hypechillzz89: lolz realli
then joelle said: YES!!
hypechillzz89: ::gets a feather::
then joelle said: OH NOT MY EAR!!
hypechillzz89: ::takes off ya shoes n sox::
then joelle said: OH NO DONT DO IT!
hypechillzz89: ::holds ya ankles::
then joelle said: GOOD GOD NO!
hypechillzz89: ::drags the feather on ur toes::
then joelle said: OH NO!! NO STOP
hypechillzz89: ::starts tickling ur toes::
then joelle said: oh thats right im not ticklish
then joelle said: ::falls asleep::
hypechillzz89: ::tickles ur tummy::
then joelle said: ::snores really loud::
hypechillzz89: ::tickles ur armpits::
then joelle said: ::pushes you away and rolls over::
hypechillzz89: ::ties u up n tickles ur ear with the feather::
then joelle said: ::is that a fly? bats it away::
hypechillzz89: ::ties ur arms down and tickles ur ear again::
then joelle said: ::you tied it to tight i start to sophocate::
then joelle said: ::everything goes black::
hypechillzz89: lol ::lets u go n grabs ur ankles::
then joelle said: i think you need to take me to the hospital.. i think i lost my sight from the amount of oxygen i lost
hypechillzz89: so u cant see where ill tickle u next ;-)
then joelle said: great now im dead
then joelle said: someone new takes my screen name
then joelle said: hi im bill
hypechillzz89: lol
then joelle said: hi im bill
hypechillzz89: lol
hypechillzz89: ::sits on ur legs n gets a lil scrub brush::
then joelle said: what the fuck? who is this?
hypechillzz89: tha tickle monster
then joelle said: what are you some kind of homo? this is bill!


EMAIL:
from: stephen
Date: Mar 3, 2004 03:36 PM
Subject: Thank U
Body: Just wanted to say thanks and that u are so beautiful i would luv to chat more if u do get back to me u seem like a sweet girls and i am def a suxer for bloned lol nah jk ur gorgeous i would like to get to know u dont be shy i am good well hope to chat with u soon ur new pal stephen.


hypechillzz89 (3:05:08 PM): hay
then joelle said (3:06:52 PM): hi
hypechillzz89 (3:07:29 PM): wuttup
then joelle said (3:07:37 PM): nothing you
hypechillzz89 (3:08:24 PM): nm
hypechillzz89 (3:08:33 PM): i got a taste of mai own medicine 2day
hypechillzz89 (3:08:37 PM): horrible


eMo ScReAm0 (4:45:39 PM): want pics?
then joelle said (4:46:14 PM): nah my comp isnt moving too fast right now cause i have a virus
then joelle said (4:46:17 PM): i dont wanna make it crash
then joelle said (4:46:19 PM): im sorry
eMo ScReAm0 (4:46:52 PM): virus aye?
eMo ScReAm0 (4:46:57 PM): you got tha cuuute virus


hypechillzz89 (11:44:24 PM): hay
then joelle said (11:44:31 PM): heyyyyy
hypechillzz89 (11:45:56 PM): how r u
then joelle said (11:46:03 PM): sleepy
hypechillzz89 (11:47:57 PM): im ok
hypechillzz89 (11:48:04 PM): just totally torutred sum1
then joelle said (11:48:53 PM): how?
hypechillzz89 (11:49:33 PM): im tha tickle monster
hypechillzz89 (11:49:37 PM): i have ways lolz
then joelle said (11:50:57 PM): oh yeah thats right how could i forget
hypechillzz89 (11:51:28 PM): ya lol


Date: Mar 5, 2004 07:03 PM
Subject: R u shy
Body: I think u are so beautiful when can we chat connect on the instant message thing ok if u want to i just freed mine up for ya.hope to talk to u soon gorgeous.

great, you fucking 30yr old creep, leave me alone. oh here's what he looks like by the way, i got this nice photos of him:



hypechillzz89: hay
then joelle said: hi
hypechillzz89: how ru
then joelle said: ok
hypechillzz89: kool
hypechillzz89: ::pokes ur tummy::
then joelle said: who are you?
hypechillzz89: the tickle monster ;-)
hypechillzz89: ::grabs ur ankle::
then joelle said: i am wearing a suit of armor today sir
then joelle said: ::punches you with my iron fist::
hypechillzz89: owww
hypechillzz89: ::takes ur armor off ur leg::
then joelle said: ::punches you again and puts my leg armor back on::
hypechillzz89: ::takes your leg armor off n tickles ur foot::
then joelle said: ::takes out gun and shoots you::
hypechillzz89: lol
hypechillzz89: ok u win


From: Stephen
Date: Mar 7, 2004 06:05 PM
Subject: Your so hot why so shy
Body: if u want to chat connect on messages i want to tlk to u.


Skholar19: your a good photographer
then joelle said: thanks!
Skholar19: your welcome
Skholar19: i was thinkin they were gonna be you though
Skholar19: but your still a good photographer hehe
then joelle said: huh?
Skholar19: nah i was hopin they were pics of u
then joelle said: ha

Wolfnpimp: whas poppin killa?
then joelle said: whose this?
Wolfnpimp: matty
Wolfnpimp: killyouridols from myspace
then joelle said: ohhhhhh how are you?
Wolfnpimp: i tried to IM you once before, no dice
Wolfnpimp: chillin
Wolfnpimp: killin
Wolfnpimp: i saw blindside play on tuesday, amazing!!
Wolfnpimp: have u been to cbgb's?
then joelle said: yeah
Wolfnpimp: kewl, we are playing there on saturday, june 12th
Wolfnpimp: you should come out
then joelle said: nah im gonna be at another ct show on the 12th
Wolfnpimp: damn that sucks
Wolfnpimp: this one is gonna be sick
then joelle said: no way its gonna be awesome
Wolfnpimp: it is on tv and shit
then joelle said: thats cool
Wolfnpimp: i guess
Wolfnpimp: shame you can't rock out
Wolfnpimp: its probably not your scene anyway
then joelle said: i dont even know who your band is, you havent told me yet
Wolfnpimp: i dont think you will like it
then joelle said: then why are you pushing me to go to your show?
Wolfnpimp: fine fine
Wolfnpimp: check it
Wolfnpimp: www.revelationtheory.com
then joelle said: what kind of bands are you like?
then joelle said: my speakers are shot right now
Wolfnpimp: hmmmm
Wolfnpimp: that sucks
Wolfnpimp: what happened to them?
then joelle said: lightning
Wolfnpimp: come on
Wolfnpimp: my playstation is fucked
Wolfnpimp: i'm so pissed
then joelle said: that sucks
Wolfnpimp: haha
Wolfnpimp: i was doing everything durring the storm the other night
Wolfnpimp: the io was getting all fucked up and i just told it to stop being a little bitch
Wolfnpimp: then it started working again
then joelle said: haha
Wolfnpimp: i just noticed that you arent my friend on myspace
Wolfnpimp: is that a mouse?
then joelle said: gerbil
Wolfnpimp: ok
Wolfnpimp: thats what i thought
Wolfnpimp: my friend down the hall in college had a gerbil
then joelle said: cool
Wolfnpimp: we would put it in this little plastic ball and then blow smoke into it
Wolfnpimp: then it would run around all crazy like
then joelle said: wow thats awesome
Wolfnpimp: it was really funny
then joelle said: im sure
Wolfnpimp: oh, stop fucking with me
then joelle said: what do you mean?
Wolfnpimp: oh, i thought you were toying with me
then joelle said: ha no
Wolfnpimp: woops
Wolfnpimp: sorry, i'm a little fucked up
then joelle said: cool
Wolfnpimp: isnt it though
then joelle said: sometimes
Wolfnpimp: haha
Wolfnpimp: do you like the lip ring?
then joelle said: only on sundays
Wolfnpimp: and why is that?
then joelle said: church
Wolfnpimp: you go to church?
then joelle said: only on saturdays
Wolfnpimp: huh?
Wolfnpimp: stop fucking arouind
then joelle said: dude, youre losing it
Wolfnpimp: ok, i'm that fucked up
Wolfnpimp: is joelle really your name?
then joelle said: yeah
Wolfnpimp: i've never met anyone named joelle
Wolfnpimp: so why do you go to church?
then joelle said: i dont
then joelle said: thats why i do so much charity
Wolfnpimp: hmmmm
Wolfnpimp: good for you
Wolfnpimp: i wish i could say the same
Wolfnpimp: but i took this history of the universe class my freshman year and it totally blew my mind
Wolfnpimp: like brain was oozing out of my ear and shit
then joelle said: yeah i work in soup kitchens mon-friday and volunteer at nursing homes saturday and sunday
Wolfnpimp: pretty fucked up
then joelle said: i bathe the elders and read them stories
Wolfnpimp: ewwww
then joelle said: its really gratifying
Wolfnpimp: thats kewlo
then joelle said: yeah
then joelle said: you want to help? i can prolyl get you an in
Wolfnpimp: where is it?
then joelle said: west hempstead
Wolfnpimp: ok
Wolfnpimp: my time is limited but i would like to do something useful in my useless life
then joelle said: its 3am to 7am mon-fri
Wolfnpimp: holy shit fuck shit
Wolfnpimp: that is so early
then joelle said: yeah
Wolfnpimp: do you just not go to sleep
then joelle said: yeah i gotta go to the nursing home soon
then joelle said: those biddys like to be clean at the break of dawn!
Wolfnpimp: you are so fucked
then joelle said: only on wednesdays
Wolfnpimp: i wish i could say the same
then joelle said: what name?
Wolfnpimp: huh?
then joelle said: because i said so
Wolfnpimp: ok, i think you are more twisted then i am
then joelle said: no way theres something wrong with you
then joelle said: you keep changing the subject
Wolfnpimp: nah ah, cause you only get fucked on wednesday
then joelle said: we were talking about movies and then you started talking about beer
Wolfnpimp: thats far too few days for me
Wolfnpimp: actually, we were talking about you giving old people sponges baths
then joelle said: no, spongebob is a childrens show
then joelle said: the old people watch the news usually Wolfnpimp: what about on wednesdays?
then joelle said: the news is on wednesdays too
then joelle said: do you even watch the news??
Wolfnpimp signed off at 3:37:50 AM.