My name is Mitchell Gonzalez. I love beer, in fact i'm marrying this amazing blonde named Stella Artois. I spend all my cash on beer and a fund for my new liver. I'm a Canadian/Mexican....yes that's right i'm half dirty. I live in Lachine...it sucks ass, not half as much ass as...gay men (that's the best I could come up with). Other than beer I like naked chicks, GTA, Pj's, and Hockey. My goal in life is to make a beer that tastes like pussy...I already pantented the idea so don't try and steal it you BASTARDS!