My last sexual experience was: I CAN'T SAY (Is that beating around the bush or what?)
My Last Sexual Experience Took Place: in the living room
My Last Sexual Experience Was With: a nice one...
My reasons for being a ReBorn Virgin: because Ronni and I are the head Hussys and whatever we say goes!
Hobbies/Interests: Sports; Travel; Nose Picking; Butt Scratching; Getting A Guy To Cook For Me; Playing Matchmaker; playing with B.O.B. (I'll let you try to figure out which ones are true and which ones aren't.)
Pets: Cats! (Precious, Sheba, Lucky, Mickie, and of course, Stinkie Bootie!)
Can we contact your last known sexual partner? Why not? If you're willing, I am.
What Name/Word Do You Refer To Your Last Shameful Experience: Fun!
I Suffer From All Of The Following: Depression; Hallucinations; Snoring; Insomnia; Bad Judgment; Heavy Panting; Uncontrollable Laughing; Road Rage; and probably more things that haven't been invented yet.
I Wear My Badge Proudly
I Have Framed And Hung My “Certificate Of Approval”
I Use My Membership Card At All Accepting Establishments (there's none yet, but we're trying!)
I Honor All of the Re-Born Virgin Guidelines & Rules
I Promise To Uphold The Re-Born Virgin’s Pledge Of Allegiance
I Just Can't Abstain From Shameful Fornication If He’s A Hunk!
So, now you know about Nikki. Now, tell us about you!!!!
