1. You will be entertaining when sober or drunk

2. You will have some form of talent (preferably sexual)

3. You will pass initiation (Initiation created by Veronica and Nikki and not revealed until you are pledging)

4. You will pledge undying love to Veronica and Nikki

5. You will proudly call yourself a HUSSY

6. You will protect us from those who annoy us (non-hussies)

7. You will defend of the honor of HUSSINESS

8. Your sole duty is to squish and remove ickyness

9. All decisions regarding membership must be approved by Veronica and Nikki.


Membership or title can be taken away at any time, for any reason.
Appeals may be heard by us if we feel like listening.
Bribery is strictly encouraged.