Topic: Stephen Says
Elisabeth in front of a big fetus followed by 3 attempts of mine to ape Robert Mapplethorpe's style:
It's our anniversary today and I've gotten into the whole idea of, when it's hot, not cooking too much and making light, cold meals for supper. So in that vein, we're having nachos with home-made extra-hot guacamole & home-made salsa, some cheese & chutney toasties and, pushing my cooking abilities to their limit, a banana & pineapple cake with mango icing.
The desert is stressing me out a bit. It's a surprise but I've already warned her that there's a chance that, when she gets home this evening, she'll find me drunk & angry in the kitchen.