Oh my Cyberdog!
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Topic: Stephen Says
Well, now that mom has received her order, I've got to admit that I love Cyberdog. Where else can you receive order confirmation e-mails like:

"Your order has received clearance. It is currently receiving the personal attention of a member of our trading station crew. Once processed, it will be scheduled for the earliest possible ignition time, when it will be blasted into orbit with your details as its destination."

and...

"Your order has been successfully launched into orbit today, using the Post Office. To track your order, go to www.royalmail.com, click on 'track & trace', and type in the tracking number(s) listed below.
"Alternatively, just relax and monitor your postbox carefully, as our cyber-speedy delivery often surprises earthlings."

heh.