Stephen & Elisabeth in England

Thursday, 22 July 2004

A new look for a new metrosexuality
Since 'butterscotch' wasn't metrosexual enough for some people, the colour format of this blog is now 'tangerine nip.'

I've also had feelings of regret about bumping off my wife so I've exhumed her and sent Elsabeth back to Poland. Unfortunately Elisabeth tried return the favour last night when I made the critical error of going jogging with her. I lasted about two thirds of the way but her final push pushed me over the edge and I was left to sheepishly walk home while an old man going for a stroll nearly overtook me.

Metrosexual my ass.

We're cleaning the place today; engaging in that hearty protestant work ethic of punishing yourself because you slept in 'till 10AM because you watched four hours of Sopranos last night.

S.

Posted by oz/rexcats at 12:03 PM BST
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Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 10:41 PM BST

Name: jenn

Oooh, I totally agree! Although a little less Branston, a little more Leicester is more my style, know what I'm sayin'? And don't forget about those Walker's Cheese & Onions...

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Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 10:41 PM BST

Name: Sean

I got a Jar of Branston yesterday, to recreate the feeling of being in england by having a branston, cheese, and cucumber sandwich. I think that other readers may also enjoy some other british recipies. You know, the "How to avoid starvation on 2 pounds a day" diet.

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Friday, 23 July 2004 - 2:47 AM BST

Name: jenn

p.s. Stephen, don't feel bad about not keeping up with E. Besides, don't you know that metrosexuals don't exercise? Or at least, they don't jog. They go to indie rock concerts and smoke packs and packs of ciggies and sometimes they play squash with very short shorts on. So you could try that.

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