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*Because 'foible' is the word of the moment.
Woah Nelly it's humid today! Moisture is condensing on my glasses, my legs are all sweaty under my jeans, you know the routine. But it's not raining. That's the important thing.
Anyone who's visited knows that the walk to our new flat is along a long, straight road and you can see someone coming towards you from 2 blocks away, sometimes. So, heading towards me is a Trendy British Girl with her umbrella up and as she nears me, I can sense her palpable fear: 'Cor blimy! 'e doesn't 'ave 'is brolly up. It's not rainin' Wot am Oi doin'? Oi must save face and cahn't let 'im know Oi've mucked up. Must look straight ahead. Must maintain my superficial facade of trendiness.'
After we passed each other, I counted to 10 before looking over my shoulder. Sure enough, her umbrella was already put away.