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Stephen & Elisabeth in England
Monday, 29 November 2004
Kinda pooped, bored & lookin' forward to dinner
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Some ridiculous Israeli woman on the radio saying that everything wrong with Israel is wholly the Palestinians fault. Yikes!
Ahh, a quiet Monday; the sizzle of Persian rice with a tahdeeg on the oven and Brit?s and Germans arguing about who goes on more about war (?Don?t mention the War?) on the radio. The calm before the retail storm, I suspect. I?ve voluntarily agreed to work at the bookstore ?till 9pm on Dec 21, 22, & 23rd (On top of the Christmas eve marathon) so that I can get the full impact of Xmas-retail-mania.

E&I have bought puppets and are preparing for the Christmas puppet show we?ve been asked to put on for her friends children on Christmas day. Me: a hippo and her: a rather worried looking tiger named ?Eugene?. (After Eugene Levy ? he and the tiger possess similarly triangular eyebrows.)

The bookstore job goes on and stupid customers continue to come by in droves (?I?m looking for a children?s book ? how is your section organized?? ?0-5 years, 6-11, young adult.? ?How do I find a book by a specific author?? ?They?re listed in alphabetical order.? ?Silence? ?In what order?? ?Alphabetically. ? By last name.? As if let into the world biggest secret: ?Oooohhhh.?) (?Do you sell movies?? ?No but the HMV next door does, so does the Virgin Mega-store downstairs.? ?Ok. Can you look something up for me on your computer?? ?Sure. [title is given] It?s not coming up on the computer. Was this book published recently?? Incredulously: ?It?s not a book it?s the movie I want to buy.? ?Um, this is a bookstore. Our computer can only look up books.? Customer huffs and storms out of the shop.) and I?m going to miss having access to unlimited free books come January. Hopefully my next job will carry similar benefits, though I doubt it. The big benefit will be that it?ll allow us to not be poor. There?s something a little bit discouraging seeing 500 pounds of your pay cheque being used to pay off less that half of the credit card. Yikes!

Otherwise all is quiet. We took a bunch of silly pictures of Woking on Saturday and we?ll get around to putting them up soon. There are some charming ones of the mall I?m working at in all its zany Christmas glory. No, scratch that; grotesque Christmas gaudy is more like it. So to speak.

Posted by oz/rexcats at 5:53 PM GMT
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Tuesday, 30 November 2004 - 4:33 AM GMT

Name: Sean

I'm looking for a book, its fiction, I think the cover is blue, can you help me?

Tuesday, 30 November 2004 - 7:57 AM GMT

Name: Stephen

Yes, it's Dan Brown's book Angels and Demons. It's the one you've heard about. Yes, it's the prequil to Da Vinci Code. Yes, it's also about hidden codes and religion and seems like it can be real. BUT IT'S NOT FUCKIN' REAL.

[As I slowly insert the shot gun into my mouth, seconds aay from pulling a Hemmingway...]

Tuesday, 30 November 2004 - 5:24 PM GMT

Name: Sean

No, no, the OTHER blue one!
Sean

Tuesday, 30 November 2004 - 6:36 PM GMT

Name: Stephen

You mean Deception Point? It's also by Dan Brown.
Has this book been published recently?

Wednesday, 1 December 2004 - 2:46 AM GMT

Name: Sean

No, the one with pages.

Wednesday, 1 December 2004 - 8:07 AM GMT

Name: Stephen

If you'll leave your name & a number we can reach you at, I'll have a look on the computer for you and call you back whe we have more details. Here's the store number... if you find out any more details, give us a call.

[ie, fuck off; I want to scratch my ass I mean arse.]

Seriously though, an exchange like this happened yesterday and the customer call my co-worker incompiant. Sorry Sean, you've got to be far more rude and short tempered!

Wednesday, 1 December 2004 - 3:33 PM GMT

Name: Sean

You Bastard, this is why we should keep Immigrants out of britan, you Canadian nitwit!!!!!!! I'm going to rent the movie!!!!!!!!

Was that more rude?

Wednesday, 1 December 2004 - 6:54 PM GMT

Name: Stephen

It was. ... the british way is quietly cruel and passively aggressive. The woman waited 'till it was busy, huffed a bit, turned to walk away and spat out in passing "I'll just have to come back when someone compitent is available." I know, I know, it doesn't sound like much but in Britain that's a bit like saying that you're going to fuck someone's mother so far up the ass you're also going to fuck their grandmother.

>sigh
Die Capitalist scum.

Wednesday, 1 December 2004 - 6:57 PM GMT

Name: Stephen

Crap. Angelfire at the later half of my comment. The short version: sorry for being so crass / it's been a long day.

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