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Stephen & Elisabeth in England
Wednesday, 5 January 2005
Bumpa Lump
Now Playing: Sepultura--Straighthate
The music was not my choice.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Yesterday Stephen posted some pictures of us, but I got "pissy" and told him to take them off. Sorry.

For the gals out there: Throw away your lipstick! It's all about Lipgloss...no worries about applying without a mirror...no funny looks when a glossy sheen is left on the rim of your coffee mug or cigarrette (not that I would know). It's subtle, fruity and fun. Buy a high quality gloss that won't dry out your lips, and you won't regret it.

Ok--onto smarter topics: Are there any Red Dwarf fans out there? We are currently battleing through the show season by season, and I must say, I am enjoying it. This is a surprise to me, because when seeing the show in Canada (pre-move to England) I thought the show was for Mega Nerds. I didn't get it. Now that I've lived in this unhappy country, I can see that in a country filled with Mega Nerds, it is simply a show about contemporary culture, and therefore find it entertaining and amusing.

[Stephen here: From my MA class notes: Interesting cultural thing: "In Canada: Love of Montey Python = nerd. In UK it's standard cultural practise." Read into it what you will.]

ON a literary front, it's all about Africa. Jane, my co-worker from South Africa, with whom we spent Christmas, leant us two books : "Disgrace" by J.M. Coetezee and "Don't Lets Go to the Dogs Tonight" by Alexandra Fuller which I have/am fully enjoying. It has given valuable insight into the shamefull behaviour of British Colonists, and their children who must try to integrate and create a new hybrid culture. Tough and humbling.

[Stephen here: I'm reading "Chopper," "Chopper 2," and "Chopper 3" by Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read. The autobiographies of an Australian toecutter whose covered with tattoos, plays Russian roulette for fun and makes his opponents chew on razor blades at knife point. Dumb and violent.]

So we have heralded the new year in with our predicatble cocktail of smart and dumb. Or asshole and not-asshole (as Stephen so eloquently has requested me to state). As we like to think of our existence in Woking as: Cultured Yobs

[Yob=white trash in Britania)

So, after much arm twisting, her are those pictures:

{Edited for aparant nudity}





Posted by oz/rexcats at 8:43 PM GMT
Updated: Thursday, 6 January 2005 7:43 AM GMT
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Thursday, 6 January 2005 - 1:41 AM GMT

Name: jc

What is Red Dwarf? I must be a real yob not to know about it.

ARE YOU NEKKID IN THAT PICTURE? ooooer!

Thursday, 6 January 2005 - 7:23 AM GMT

Name: Stephen

Damnit Jenn, you've just gotten me into alot of trouble. That was the whole controversy about that pic of Elisabeth going up. Nah, she wasn't nekkid - she was wearing that tank top of hers that's crem coloured. ... Anyway, I've just woken up & not thinking too good. and am going to edit the picture now. >sigh
By the way; I'm a bit concerned that you've never heard of Red Dwarf. That would indicate a 0% nerd quotent and I'm sure yous is higher than that. Dammit, I just wrote "0% nerd quotent." How big of a nerd am I?

Thursday, 6 January 2005 - 4:43 PM GMT

Name: greg

I thought that I was the only person who didn't know what Yob meant, and was too scared to ask.

Happy New Year!

Greg

Thursday, 6 January 2005 - 8:20 PM GMT

Name: Elisabeth

THE DEFINITION OF YOB: "Brit slang for an aggressive and surly youth...vulgur or unrefined" (Collins Unabridged Dictionary)

It is on par with the North American terms: white trash, red necks, social retard, delinquent, K-mart shopper.

Friday, 7 January 2005 - 12:51 AM GMT

Name: susan

Happy New Year to you both. E., I had hundreds of tapes of Red Dwarf in my basement......all to be yours when you come back!!!!

Friday, 7 January 2005 - 1:22 AM GMT

Name: jc

HAAAAAA HA HA! I got you in trouuuuuble. I like the new look with the alarm clock and everything. TRIPPY.

Meanwhile, WTF? Why didn't you post any xmas party pictures?

*stamps foot*

And also, I am totally not a nerd. I have no idea where you acquired that faulty notion.

Friday, 7 January 2005 - 1:24 AM GMT

Name: jc

If it's on par with those terms, I don't think you two socially-conscious, progressive, politically correct people should be using it.

Ya fekkin' yobs.

Friday, 7 January 2005 - 7:14 AM GMT

Name: Stephen

Dude, we suck so bad and didn't take many pictures. ... most of them inovlve me playing with kids & stuff. Sober, safe & sane and therefore, not web page appropriate.

And yeah, you're not a nerd, but the thing that bugs me it that you've got so much nerd potential. Think about it. Embrace it and maybe you'll love yourself more!

Friday, 7 January 2005 - 7:17 AM GMT

Name: Stephen

Happy New Year to you too. ... Ugh; I think when we come back in a few months, I'll be escorting alot of that stuff tip the rubbish bin.

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