Crimewatch!
Mood:  chillin'
Now Playing: Mr. Bungle - California
Topic: Stephen Says
1 day left at the bookstore and I have the following tales of true crime to report:

(1) Earlier this week, a cunning robbery was carried out at the Staines branch (Staines: Linoleum capital of Great Britain), where two [As it turns out, one] whole SHELVES of BBC spoken word comedy CD's were stolen. We've been told not to accept any 'returns' of CD's of their ilk without a receipt as proof of purchase. Police are looking for good humoured people with a near encyclopedic knowledge of every episode of Black Adder, The Goon Show & Fawlty Towers.

(2) Due to excessive dodgyness, we've had to stop accepting exchanges by a group of people who want to continuously return & exchange crime novels without receipts. This one's a bit harder to explain; they exchange 4 crime novels for new and/or the same novels with no method to their madness. Then exchange them for 4 more a few days later. The returned books are in perfect condition except for the fact that someone has folded the cover all the way back. I want to beleive it's some kind of frat-boy prank but who knows - it's Woking, after all.