British politicians (A poem)
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: A British politician
Topic: Stephen Says
I just want to say that I really hate British politicians.
All of them.
With their pompous diction and their belief that if they enounciate every sylable and speak at a heightened level,
bordering on that of a panicky house wife,
that they will appear stong and sincere.
Their encyclopedic knowledge of the most pointless statistic and their utter inability to give a strightfordward answer to the simplist of questions.
Their constant and planned out confusion of the words "I," "We (As in 'we the party'," and "We (As in 'We the people.)" to protect themselves from the legal ramifications of their speeches.
Three more weeks of this stupid campaign?
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Thank God the pancakes are ready now. Yum yum.

(Sorry - bad spellings of words. No glasses & no food & 1/2 a cup of coffee makes blogging hard work. Which was the whole point of this stupid rant - some asshole politician said that Blogging was a very complex and difficult thing to do and that is why if won't catch on. What a maroon.