Topic: Stephen Says
Okay, this bonus blogging is mainly for Elisabeth's sake, but it's amusing none the less.
Yobbo flipped out today outside on the phone with the guy whom he bought his broken car from. It seems that he didn't realize that it was that broken and wanted to return it and get his money back. His negotiations (ie, screaming obscenities) didn't sway the guy so he spent the rest of the afternoon inside his broken car with the hood up revving his engine.
Someone in one of the other apartments broke up with her boyfriend. Rather, he found her with her new boyfriend. Screaming, death threats and an attempted fight ensued. Nothing happened and the girl & her boyfriend went back inside; the spurned dude rode around the parking lot and revved his moped alot. Maybe it's a Woking thing.
There's something incredible about how people articulate their rage over here. Men become inarticulate cuss-mongers and cease speaking anything that can be called 'language.' Both sexes become shrill but women over here do it in a way that cuts to the bone. I will have nightmares for years at the way that they can push every button that I, as a man, would drive me to insanity. Good for English girls. You can kick my ass any hour of any day.