Bingo Was His Name-o
Mood:  hungry
Now Playing: Julian Cope (Dark Orgasm)
Topic: Elisabeth's Entries
Right. What's been going on? On Thurs. night we got trashed with Stephen's co-workers, which involved 3 bars, some dancing with pre-teens, opening the curry house after it closed & paying 20 quid for some leftovers & papadoms, then being pushed around the street in a trolley, eating curry and walking shamefacedly home by 3am.

Luckily the canteen at my job serves a fry-up breakfast every Fri. morning...I definately took advantage of that.

Stephen had the luxury of having an afternoon shift the next day, but the bad luck of having to sleep-in at work, only to wake up the next morning to meet me at the train station (I was only 2 minutes late!) to go down to Dorset to celebrate his grandmother's 92nd birthday. We had a very pleasant day, albiet after we had some breakfast upon our arrival, and then had to scoot out quickly in the evening to catch the last reasonable train home.

Maybe I should learn to drive soon?

Ok so Sunday...Stephen went to work, and I practiced my wife skills by cleaning the flat, cooking and baking...but I failed on the ironing.

Tonight we're going to see Munich. And that's about it!

Really just enjoying life right now. We've actually managed to save over 200 pounds in January...believe it! And so we feel generally optimistic.

Been teaching Stephen piano, he's actually very good, although he really should practice and not just show up to the lessons...

Ok---wine please!

***
Stephen here, hijacking Elisabeth's entry.

re: The book club: I think it's still a good idea but I think we need to find a good book. Greg, I think your choice of one is really good and I do want to read it, the only problem is that I find that people who like the Dead Dog book are really, really irritating. It goes back to the days at the bookstore. But I'm taking your advice on board. Stay tuned...

On other news, I haven't been doing much blogging because there's some general silliness going on at work that I hope to share with y'all at a later date once it's all blowen over. I thought it would blow over a long time ago but it's really, really dragging out. Just a teaser: There's a sexual harassment complaint being made against me by a member of staff. Who is a man. Who knows I'm straight & married. Stay tuned.

Oh, and a special thank you to Elisabeth who didn't mention how, on the night out the other day, I was sick in an alley-way and then in the middle of a roundabout. It felt like I was camping all over again.

Overwhelmed
Mood:  surprised
Now Playing: Steel Pole Bathtub
Topic: Elisabeth's Entries
Due to the overwhemling response on the book club idea, we will henceforth start new rules:

1. Never mention books on this site again.
2. Please leave no comments to let us know how you feel.
3. Remember that Elisabeth gets passive agressive when her ideas don't bear fruit.

But really, we're going out drinking tonight on invitation from some of Stephen's playmates.

And also, I've been confirmed in post & will be granted a permanent contract with health benefits, stock options...at least I think so...should I dare ask for a pay rise as well? Double or nothing?

Barcelona soon...getting excited...must drink now.

Tuesday
Mood:  lyrical
Topic: Elisabeth's Entries
Due to the overwhelming response to the book club idea, we will start the book club officially today.

The rules. If you want a book club, you have to ask us to read a book. Then we'll read it and share our reaction with you.

First come first serve. And Jenn...please go easy with the heavy religious stuff.

W/C 23 January: Day 1
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Well what are you listening to?
Topic: Elisabeth's Entries
It's been a nice vacation from blogging, but I'm glad to be back.

I've got a doctor's appointment this morning, so I'll be going into work a bit later than usual.

But before I get sidetracked, I must post some pictures from last weekend's journey to Stratford-upon-Avon with my co-workers for some 5-a-side football:

That's the winning team!

It was very cold and wet:

And the team, despite their best efforts, lost 3 games & tied 1. The crew certainly look like they tried hard:

But most imporantly, we went out for a curry & beer in the evening.

The best part of the trip for me anyway, was being able to see the beautiful town of Stratford & the Cotswalds...just stunning. Here's a picture of part of the village from Wilkopedia:

I will have to get Stephen up there this summer if possible.

Now onto more recent events: yesterday we had the family, with whom we spent 2004 Christmas, over for lunch. Stephen made most of the food so all I had to do was relax and try to remember how to be a good hostess. It's not good that I just assume if our guest is thirsty or hungary that they will just help themselves.

Stephen's been recovering from last week's marathon shifts just enough so he can embark on another relentless working week. I will be doing my best to be extra nice to the poor boy.

Anyway, gotta go see that doctor about my ears.

For your amusement
Topic: Stephen Says
Video mockumentries on chav scum. Now you can't complain that you're bored anymore.

***
Update:
Crap. The link doesn't look like it's working. Anyway, the site is: http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm so there.

E&I just got back from Woking town centre and I'm a hairs breath away from losing it. Too many people. Just too many stupid, stupid people.

Friday night stuff
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: The Threepenny Opera (1954 cast)
Topic: Stephen Says
Well, Elisabeth and I both went to work hung over today because we stayed up late drinking wine and singing Kurt Weil songs.

Thank goodness we've both got the weekend off. I desperately need to sleep in.

E's gone all retro trendy and bought a hair straightener. Granted straightened hair was sooooo 2003 but everything old is cool so, woteva.
She's becoming very corportate, you know.

Yeah so it's a lazy, boring Friday night because it'llbe a busy weekend - People coming over on sunday and Saturday will be spent making the flat look somewhat presentable. It hasn't been properly cleaned in oh God, I can't remember.

So yeah, E's planning our Barcelona itinary and I'm just being myself with very little to blog about so I'll stop it now.

Thursday night stuff
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Radiohead - Hail to the Thief
Topic: Stephen Says
The computer at work blew up the other day. Literally. It went BANG and then smoke came out of it. So now we've got no (decent) computer at work and it sucks. You don't know how much you'll miss technology until you can't access the internet, a good printer, that report you wrote that was due for today that you had to re-write at the last minute, or the the outreach flyer you were so close to finishing has all suddenly disappeared.

I haven't been working so hard but am still awfully tired. That whole February funk has set in already and I'm ready for some sun and vitamin D that won't surface in the UK until well into May.

Bring on Barcelona.

E has gotten us tickets to see Cat Power at the beginning of March. This is exciting because 1)We're finally going to see live music at long last and 2) We're finally going to see live music at long last. Her Christmas gift to us in the form of a subscription to time out has finally paid off and we'll be able to see good live music and know what the heck is going on in London.

Like a Nick Cave concert whose tickets are going for 40 (!!!) pounds a pop. Since when was I into a musician whose tickets go for over 100$Cdn?
Oh yeah, Tom Waits.
Anyway...

All is quiet. E has made me turn off the music so that she could play the piano & sing Les Miserables.

I'd like to reccomend Next Generation Wines (nXg). It's an Australian wine and we've had 2 of their reds over the last week and they're both very nice.

Bonus Blogging!
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: The Dehumidifier - Still ain't got a name
Topic: Stephen Says
Alright so today was a massive walk-a-thon:

To the town center & back (20mins) where I got groceries and bought The Corporation by Joel Bakan based on his movie that I mentioned below. E will give periodic reviews (Won't you, Elisabeth?) as she goes through it. A taster: The introduction alone almost made her cry. Hey, does anyone out there think we should start up a book club???
(I'm being serious)

To work (& Back): 40 mins.

From work I'm sent up to town to go to the bank to withdraw cash & then Sainsburys for milk & 4 cans of furniture polish. I'm reminded by my manager that I am nothing but his errand boy. (20mins)
(PS - this is all walking time & not counting shopping time)

From work I go and do outreach - walk to the dude's flat & then to the pub for a drink (30mins)
(We went to the pub & not the football match, FYI.)

Sooooooo, today I spent a total of an hour and fifty minutes walking around Woking.
I'll let you, dear reader, interpret all of that.

Oh, and how freakin' cool is this: Alan Moore interviewed Michael Moorcock this week as a live theatre piece that was open to the public.
But of course, I didn't see it.
But still, very, very cool.
I would vote for it.

And in conclusion, E wouldn't blog today because she didn't want to bump my entry down a notch. What do y'all think of restrictive blogging like that? C'mon, put her in her place!

Oh, and what about that book club?
I'm serious, you know.

General Update
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Steel Pole Bath Tub - Scars from Falling Down
Topic: Stephen Says
Ok, so the title of this entry says gereral update. So here it is because I've been thinking that I should blog but I haven't done because I'm lazy and prefer doing nothing at all on my days off.

The past week was my 'busy' week at work. I'd forgoteen how it works what with Christmas, New Years, etc. throwing the rota off and on top of it being my busy week, I took a bunch of overtime as well and was pretty exhausted by the time that yesterday came 'round. Otherwise, not much to say, really.

I meant to post this observation a week ago: On Monday last, I was walking; it was a cold & damp British morning, about 2 degrees and there was frost on the ground. And as I passed by this muddy little patch of earth, I saw that someone had actually laid grass seed. In the 1st week of January. Now, I thought that was pretty dumb but, as it turns out, later in the day it got mild & the gound un-froze. So maybe it makes sense, I don't know. My little obsession right now is to see if anything grows. To see if planting grass seed in the 1st week of January is ever a good idea.

We watched the movie The Corporation the other day, don't know if any of y'all have seen it. I think it's been out for a while but it takes leftie Canadian documentries a while to get across the Atlantic. We'll be buying the book soon as well. Anyway, E has convinced me that we need to be less corporate so we're looking into signing up for a plan where we'll get organic fruit & vegetables delivered to our flat every week. I'm a tad sceptical but who knows. It's cheap and looks professional.

We also saw Brokeback Mountain last night; I think I liked it more that Elisabeth but she was crying throughout the last part. This was a little awkward because she was the only one in the theatre doing this. Now, I'm not going to suggest that it's like this for Britain in general - I'm certain that Woking, beautiful Woking; Woking, bastion of culture is to blame for the rest of the audience's overall confusion and befuddlement at what they wee watching. And oh my God, how unfomfortable were they during the sex scenes? The girls next o E were actually sayig things like "No, don't do it!" I really had to wonder if the majority of the people there knew what they were about to see when they bought tickets for it.

A funny thing: A bunch of old ladies who had seen the early show complained that the volume was turned off in the theatre. I suspect they were just confused by the fact that the main cowboy just mumbled alot.

Another funny thing: It's not about gay cowboys at all but gay shepards. Although I understand why they didn't go with that line of advertising.

E had a good time up in Stratford upon Avon over the weekend but I suspect that she'll be blogging this evening. I'm working late and, with luck, will be going to see Woking FC play tonight. Go Cards!

Freaky Friday
Mood:  happy
Now Playing: DJ Shadow
Topic: Elisabeth's Entries
So the end of another working week. Did anybody notice it's Friday the 13th, not because of the date but because of unlucky experiences? Lets see, today's a bit unlucky because I had to say goodbye to Stephen until Sunday afternoon. He's sleeping over at work tonight, and tomorrow I'm in Stratford with co-workers for a football tournament of teams made from various linked companies. I'll be collected at 8:20 am on a Sat. morning! But the upshot is I get to see Stratford (maybe go to the village instead of watch all of the matches) and have a free bar from 4pm-6 as well as dinner & accommodations, on da house!

So I won't see Stephan until Sun....but he made a kickass risotto last night which I'll scarf down in his memory.

Also, I've noticed we've been slacking on the picture front, so here's one we meant to put up on New Years. This is about as CRAZY! as it got chez Allin-in-Woking on New Years Eve:

Yes. Those are Mr. Men cupcakes.

In other news there's been a lot of craziness at Stephen's work, which I'll let him rant about. And we've booked our trip to Barcelona from the 9-12 of February, and have rented an apartment for 3 nights in the Gothic quarter. It's even got a jacuzzi!

Ok, so I'm freak-a-deaking here--I can't wait!!

But I promise to take pictures this weekend, so hopefully there'll be a decent post in a couple of days.

And remember, Fri. the 13th isn't over yet...and what's more, it's my 1/2 birthday...6 months to 25!