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Meet The Cast
Bambie
In one night, filled up many a page of THE BOOK talking about her nuts and hard things. Go banana!
Billie
BOOK REGULATOR When she isn't making herself sound bad, she's being a perv...just like the rest of us. Most noted for "not doing people" and getting things like babyfood in her hair, and plants in her backpack.
Bluebomb
Completely goes against the term “think before you speak.” If she’s not professing her love to her pencil.. Or other women, she’s saying something so stupid you don’t know what the hell her problem is!.. And she’s gay. (j/k).
Bobby
Strange, strange kid.. Misses his pet Chihuahua, Mr. Yippy. Quoted in the “WTF?” section mostly. Doesn’t realize what he says.
Carrie
The only person we know who has a watering partner, and keeps time using the word sex.
Cermak
Summed up in one word- blonde. When she’s not being quoted for saying rather blonde things, she’s being quoted for whoreish stuff.
Charlie
BOOK REGULATOR So anti-gay that any indication of homosexuality will get you a beat-down.. Though she does have one or so of those quotes. For abundance in her quotes check under “Dyslexic.”
CMG
He is THE crazy meds guy! He'll jump at the chance to ask why you are on Lithium, or any other medication. Often caught starting sentences with, "This one time, at band camp...".>
Denielle
A.k.a. Nyell, the MOOSEYful one, quoted on such occasions as Ryan’s gay mouth, getting spanked by Bambie, and holding Joe’s wood.
Jasmin
Our local communist, who has a passion for the colour red as well as melting snowmen withing flaming torches in the holiday season (As will be shown in her future Christmas special on MTV, "Have a Commie Xmas"). If you see her smiling, hide. There are clowns living under her bed, but shhh, she dosen't know that.
Leprechaun
The young green one, who through wearing green on numerous occasions earned him the title of leprechaun. (see smart assyness) In his stalking.. Errr following of junior girls, he has been noted as saying many things that sound quite wrong.
Liz
BOOK REGULATOR (THE DECISIVE ONE) Somewhere in her busy schedule she has taken the time to make an opinion on Halie Bari, as well as telling people to get used to the smell of vagina. Liz has had some Bluebombish quotes, but don't we all?
Marissa
Lucky for her, only has one class with, and not the same lunch as Billie and Charlie, otherwise she would most likely fill up the book as well as Bluebomb does by doing things like thanking freshmen for an hour and a half of entertainment and other Marissa qualities.
Matt
Also known as Tink, never fails to break a silence annoucing things like what his breath smells like.
Patrick
With his “I hate everything” attitude, he is able to make the book in almost all sections. Getting quoted on everything from wasting life to blowing things, to needing help, Patrick is the one to turn to for all household needs.
Sarah
In her popely ways, still manages to make the book with comments on the vagina smell and pressure.
*Everyone Else*
Random people we know, or may not know, but whatever the case we caught being quotable. So ha, even you, the class loser, who never talks may decide to talk one day....finally when you open your mouth to say something stupid, we'll be there! Scary thought, huh?
Oh yeah...all these pictures came off Mootato...except the eye, that's my eye....jk.