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311.
57 Cents.
9-11 Myth and Rumor.
A
The Accidental Cannibals.
The Accidental Stickup.
Activist's Rights.
AIDS Harry.
AIDS Mary.
Aircraft Airhead.
The Air-Freighted Pet.
All Aboard.
All That Glitters Is Not Gold.
Alligators in the Sewers.
Amature Murderer.
The Animal's Revenge.
Aren't you Glad you Didn't Turn On the Light?
The Arm.
The Arrest.
The Attempted Abduction.
The Avon Flasher.
B
The Baby Headache.
The Baby Roast.
The Baby on the Roof.
Baby's Stuck at Home Alone.
The Baby-sitter and the Man Upstairs.
The Bargain Sports Car.
The Barometer Problem.
The Barrel of Bricks.
Beware the Black Limousine.
Bikers Versus Smokers.
The Bird-Foot Exam.
The Blind Date.
The Blind Man.
The Blood Libel.
Blow Your Mind.
Blue Star Acid.
The Body in the Bed.
The Body on the Car.
Booby-trapped Toilets.
The Bosom Serpent.
The Bothered Bride.
The Boy Who Played Superman.
The Boyfriend's Death.
The Brain Drain.
Brazilian Harvested Children.
A Bug in Her Ear.
The Bug Under the Rug.
The Bullet Baby.
Buried Saint Sells Property.
The Bus.
The Butcher's Prank.
C
The Cabbage Patch Tragedy.
The Can of Snakes.
Car Stolen During Earthquake.
The Cat (or Dog) and the Nude Man.
The Celebrity's Car and the Breakdown.
The Celebrity's Phone (or Phone Card) Number.
The Chatroom.
The Choking Doberman.
Cigarson.
The Clever Baby-sitter.
The Climax of Horrors.
Cokelore.
The Colander Copier Caper.
The Colo-rectal Mouse.
Come and Get It!
The Communist Rules for Revolution.
The Concerned Mother.
The Corpse in the Cask.
The Costume Party.
Cruise Control.
Cow Bomb.
The Crushed Dog.
Curses! Broiled Again!
D
The Daughter's Letter from College.
Deadly Toilet Spiders.
The Death of Little Mikey.
The Deer Departed.
Define 'Courage'.
The Devil in the Dance Hall.
Dial 911 for Help.
Doggone Foot.
Do You Know Who I Am?
The Dog in th Highrise.
The Dishonest Note.
Disney: Myths and Rumors.
The Dog and the Jeep.
The Dog's Dinner.
Don't Mess with Mama Bear.
Don't Mess with Texas.
The Dormitory Surprise.
Drop of a Hat.
Duct Tape Teacher.
E
Earwig Alert!
The Eaten Pets.
The Economical Car.
The Electric Slide.
The Elephant That Sat on the VW.
The Elevator Incident.
The Exploding Bra.
The Exploding Butane Lighter.
The Exploding Toilet.
An Eyeful of Worms.
F
The Failed Suicide.
The Fallen Angel Cake.
Falling Urine Deadly.
The Fart in the Dark.
The Fatal Boot.
The Fatal Golf Tee.
The Fatal Initiation.
The Feline Bomb.
Fifi Spills the Paint.
Filmed in the Act.
The Finger in the Pickle Jar.
Fixing the Flue.
The Flying Cow.
The Flying Kitten.
The Frozen Brain.
The Flat Tire.
G
Gang Initiation.
Gang Highbeam Initiation.
The Gay Roommate.
The Gerbil (or Snake) Caused Accident.
The Ghost in Search of Help.
The Ghostly Videotape.
The Giant Catfish.
The Girl on the Gearshift Lever.
The Girls' Initiation.
God Took Them.
The Golf Bag.
Good Neighbors.
The Good Times Virus.
The Graveyard Wager.
Green M&Ms.
Green Stamps.
The Grocery Scam.
The Guilty Dieter.
H
The Hairdresser's Error.
The Hairy-Armed Hitchhiker.
The Hapless Water-skier.
The Hare Dryer.
The Harry Potter Hoax.
The Heel in the Grate.
HIV Infected Needles.
The Honey Child.
The Hook.
Hunger Versus Fear.
The Hunter's Nightmare.
I
I Believe in Mary Worth.
The Ice-Cream Car.
The Ice-Cream Cone Caper.
Indecent Exposure.
It's in the Mail.
J
The Jewish Secret Tax.
The Jesus Lesson.
The Jogger's Billfold.
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K
The Kangaroo Thief.
The Kentucky Fried Rat.
The Kidney Heist.
The Killer in the Backseat.
The Kind Stranger.
The Kinky Superhero.
The Klingerman Virus.
L
The Lady in Blue.
La Llorona.
The Last Call.
The Last Kiss.
Las Vegas Winner.
The Late Night.
The Lawn-Chair Hot-Air Balloon.
The Leashed Dog.
The Letter.
A License to Practice.
The Licked Hand.
The Locked-Out Pilot.
The Lost Wreck.
Lottery Tickets.
The Lover's Telephone Revenge.
Love Maggots.
M
The Madalyn Murray O'Hair Petition.
The Man on the Roof.
The Mechanic.
The Men's Room.
The Mental Patients.
The Message Under the Stamp.
The Mexican Pet.
The Microwaved Pet.
The Milkman.
Miracle at Lourdes.
The Misguided Good Deed.
The Missing Day in Time.
The Modem Tax/E-Mail Tax.
Mommy's Little Helper.
The Mother's Threat Carried Out.
Mrs. Fields Cookie Recipe.
The Mutilated Boy.
N
No Radio.
Not My Dog.
The Nude Bachelor.
The Nude Housewife.
Nude in the RV.
The Nut and the Tire Nuts.
O
The Obligatory Wait.
Octopus Eggs Impregnate Swimmer.
Old Versus Young.
The Open-Book Exam.
P
The Package of Cookies.
Paul Is Dead.
The Perfume Salesman.
The Pig on the Road.
The Plant's Revenge.
The Poinsettia Myth.
The Poison Dress.
The Poisoned Pussycat at the Party.
Poor Sense of Direction.
The Pregnant Shoplifter.
The Proctor and Gamble Trademark.
The Promiscuous Cheerleader.
Push-Starting the Car.
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R
'R' is for Race.
The Rat in the Rye Bread.
The Rattle in the Cadillac.
Rat Urine.
The Relative's Cadaver.
Roach Eggs in Envelope Glue.
Roaming Gnomes.
Room for One More.
The Roughneck's Revenge.
The Runaway Grandmother.
The Runaway Patient.
S
The Sawed-Off Fingers.
Scoutmaster Snare.
Scuba Diver in the Tree.
The Second Blue Book.
The Second Death.
The Severed Fingers.
Sex in Disguise.
Sex in the Classroom.
The Sheriff's Daughter.
The Shocking Videotape.
Shooting the Bull.
The Shoplifter and the Frozen Food.
Shrink-to-Fit Jeans.
The Ski Accident.
The Slasher Under the Car.
The Smashed VW Bug.
The Snake in the Store.
Snakes in Playland.
The Solid-Cement Cadillac.
Soured Dough?
The Sperm in the Swimming Pool.
Spider Eggs in Bubble Yum.
Spiders in the Cactus.
Spiders in the Hairdo.
Spunkball.
State Policemen Don't Have Balls.
The Stolen Specimen.
The Stolen Speedtrap.
The Stuck Couple.
Stuck on the Toilet.
The Stuck Santa.
The Stuffed Baby.
The Suicide Rule.
Superglue Revenge.
T
The Trained Professor.
The Turkey Neck.
The Two Hitchhikers.
U
The Unexpected Inheritance.
The Unfortunate Husband.
The Unlucky Driver's Examination.
The Unsolvable Math Problem.
The Unstealable Car.
The Unzipped Fly.
Urine in Corona Beer.
V
The Vanishing Hitchhiker.
The Vanishing Lady.
The Veterans' Insurance Dividend.
The Videotaped Theft.
W
Waiting for the Ice Man.
The Welded Contacts.
The Well to Hell.
The Wildcat in the Suitcase.
The Wordy Government Memo.
The Wrong Car.
The Wrong Rattler.
The Wrong Rest Stop.
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Y
The Youngest Fan.
You Said a Mouthful.
Z
The Zany New Zealand Contest.
The Zoo Section.
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