I think many people underestimate my advaced abilites of laziness and procrastination. The last update to the site was over a month ago. I am one hell of a webmaster. I have decided to sell my site to the sort of semi-successful Ig an' the Antics Corporation. I don't really know what they do, but it can't be too bad. I feel that I need to tell you that right now I'm feeling very festive and kind of want to add a christmas section. Maybe I could suggest it to a couple of the guys at Ig. I mean, they're not the friendliest guys in the world, but they like Mr. Bungle, so they understand the hardcore, underground webmaster/website. Please, someone, if I start slacking off, slap me or send me a very angry e-mail. And the reason I say slap is because I'm realistic. I know the only people that are going to visit this part of the site, are JZ, KT, Dominaheyhey, Keyell, or Traki. The business prospectors come to look at the Ig page, and pass my portion...by ANY means necessary.

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