`Unicorn
| Other Nicks | unicorn, mels-pet, NoOneHereButUsFudgingBunnies |
| Age | 31 (9/9/73) |
| Sex | Whats Dat? |
| Location | NE suburbs Adelaide |
| Sexuality | Happily Monogamous |
| Marital Status | Girlfriend (not married) |
| Children | |
| Likes | Spending time with partner, Rollerblading, Chat, Video Games, Motorbikes, Guitar, Port Adelaide Power |
| Dislikes | Discourteous People, Pumpkin, Fish, Classical Music, Opera |
| Favourite Movie | When Harry met Sally |
| Favourite Music | Dance, techno |
| Favourite Food | Indian, Italian esp. Spaghetti Bolognaise |
| Favourite Quote | Beam me up Scotty this planet sucks. |
| General Info | Very tongue in cheek person but only ever in fun likes to apologise if he ever upsets anyone. |
