Clothes, holmes. Only da phattest.

Fashion all over. Where it's at.

• KAPLAN'S-On Market St., down near the crack portion of the neighborhood. One side is all army surplus, the rest is all sportswear and work wear. They have a good selection of Dickies work stuff and a pretty good selection of Adidas pants, shirts, etc, in ALL sizes. Definitely worth a look up.
• HARPUT'S-1527 Fillmore. This store gets DA BOMB Award for Phatness. Sure, one half of the store is all Nike, but the other half is all Adidas. They got shirts, jackets, shoes, EVERYTHING. Only downside is most of the sizes are in large and above, but that's cool. The clerk, a black guy, is real cool.
• AMERICAN RAG-1310 Sutter and Van Ness. This place got used and new stuff, a lot of it very cool. Kind of like where you'd imagine the guys in "Swingers" would shop, but they have a lot of real trendy "I'm in high school" clothes too. Only bad side: expensive as all hell. Go in prepared to spend a lot on something you wouldn't expect to.
• FTC. SNOWBOARDS-On Bush, right off of Van Ness towards fillmore. Nice small place...they carry a lot of baggy designer skate pants, from jeans to khakis, plus t-shirts and sweatshirts, not to mention a wide array of baseball style and knit caps. They got a lot of snowboarding and skating stuff too. My only problem with shopping here is that I feel like a poser since I haven't skated for quite some time, and when I did, I wasn't real good at it either. But I've gotta thank those two guys for not breaking my left arm with their boards after telling them that, only my right. Jizzmoppers.