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This page has dumb stuff that you only need to know if you plan on going on a game show.
DID YOU KNOW...
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
About 100 people die from choking on ball-point pens each year.
The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the USA
The average 3-year-old watches about 30 hours of television a week?
A man cannot run as fast as a hippo?
In Alaska, it is illegal to look at a moose from an airplane or any other flying vehicle?
It is illegal to have satin sheets in Tokyo?
Of the 206 bones on the human body, 52 are in the feet?
There are more than 2,000 muscles in a caterpillar?
The best fashion designer is awarded a nude female called The Winnie
During the Reign of Peter the Great, their was a special tax on anyone who had a beard.
In 1970, an Arizona lawyer named Russel H. Ansie filed a $100,000 law suit against God. He won when the defendant didn't show up in court?!?!
Samual Strickson, 39, of Nebraska, tried to stuff more clothes into his top-loading washing machine by stamping on them. He kicked the on-button, trapped his feet, and died during the spin cycle.
Pluto, the astrological sign for death, was directly above Dallas, Texas when JFK was born.
These are dumb laws in Switzerland.
1.Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.
2.You may not wash your car on a Sunday.
3.It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise.
4.It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.
5.A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.
6.Though it is illegal to produce, store, sell and trade absinth (special alcohol), it is legal to consume it.
7.It is required that every car with snow tires has to have a sticker on its dashboard which tells that the
driver should not drive faster than 160 km/h with these tires.
8.The highest speed allowed on national freeways is 120 km/h.
9.If you forget you car-keys inside the car and you leave the car open, you will be punished
FUNNY USA STATE LAWS
Alabama
*Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
*Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
*Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
*You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
*Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
*Anyone who wears a false mustache in church and causes "unseemly laughter" is subject to arrest.
***EVERY WHERE ELSE***
*There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus in Arizona.
*You may not have more than two dildos in a house in Arizona.
*It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water in Arizona.
*In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
*Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property in Oklahoma.
*Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
*A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
*In Minnesota, you may not hang male and female underwear next to each other on a clothesline.
*According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. The offense was punishable by hanging.
*Before 1941 fingerprints were not accepted as evidence in court.
*The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
*Over 11,000 people are injured every year trying out new sexual positions.
*The distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg is 3-4 inches. The human equalivent is 26 miles (a marathon distance)
*According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
*The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
*When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
*According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
*Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale).
*Dildo is a town in Newfoundland, Canada.
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