Hi, my name is Dolly Stiver, and I'm 12 years old. I thought I would start a joke section. So if you have any funny jokes, send them, and I'll put them in my joke section. Have Fun!!!!!!!
Mary-Kate: Why?
Ashley: Because when they tried to make another they made a Boo-Boo!
Mary-Kate: Why did the gum cross the street?
Ashley: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Ashley: Where do cows live in apartments?
Mary-Kate: ummm... Milkwaukee Wisconsin?
Ashley: Nope! In MOO York City!!
Ashley: Why did the witch buy a computer?
Mary-Kate: She wanted a spell checker!
Okay here's what you do: you put your hand on top of
somebody's head & say:
Do you know what this is? A brain sucker.
Do you know what it's doing? Starving!
Ashley: Mary-Kate, why was number 6 scared of 7??
Mary-Kate: I don't know, why?
Ashley: Because 7 8 9!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
How do you know the girl in Jaws had dandruff?
She left her head and shoulders on the beach.
How many ears does Davey Crocket have?
Three...a left ear, a right ear and a wild front ear.
Ashley: What would you do if a man eating tiger was after you?
Mary-Kate: Nothing, I'm a girl!
Person#1: "Can you skate?"
Person#2: "I don't know. I can't stand up long enough to find out!"
Mom: "Junior, eat your spinach. It's good for growing children!"
Son: "Who wants to grow children?"
Person#1: "What has 18 arms plus 18 legs and catches flies?"
Person#2: "I don't know."
Person#1: "A baseball team!"
Judge: "Order, Order in the court!"
Prisoner: "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke!"
MK: "What kind of ring did the rabbit buy for his girlfriend?"
ASH: "I don't know, what?"
MK: "14- CARROT gold!"
hahah
MK: "How do small people travel?"
ASH: "How?"
MK: "In a MINI van!"
hahah
ASH: "What kind of license does a refridgerator have?"
MK: "What?"
ASH: "A license to fill!"
hahah
...in case you didn't get it...
...A LICENSE TO FILL YOU UP!!
