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"Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "Pooh, promise you won't forget about me, ever. Not even when I'm a
hundred."
"Ha-ha," said Eeyore bitterly. "Merriment and what-not. Don't apologize. It's
just what would happen."
"You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't
spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling
Tuesday simply doesn't count."
"Don't bustle me," said Eeyore, getting up slowly. " Don't now-then me."
Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you.
And all you can do is to go where they can find you.
"It's not very pleasant in my corner of the world at three o'clock in the
morning. But for people who like cold, wet, ugly bits it is something rather
special."
*Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" Then a voice comes to me out of the dark, and says, "We hate to tell you this, but life is a thousand word essay."
* When the tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in
a bottle full of water on a noodle-eating poodle,
it's a tweedle beetle noodle poodle water bottle
paddle battle.
* Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?" Then
a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just
happened to come up."
* Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where
have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This
is going to take more than one night."
* "When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet
at last, "what's the first thing you say to
yourself?"
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one
is constantly making exciting discoveries.
I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind
instead.
Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test.
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't
get asked to do it again.
I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the
day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship
underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
