Ice Cream Church Personel

• The high-ranking officials of the Ice Cream Church, from most important to least, ha ha:
  • Reverend Joseph (a.k.a.-Joey Griffith) Owns and operates the Ice Cream Church. Created it over two years ago. Has godly knowledge of ice cream and it's secrets. Email him by clicking here.
  • Friar Emu (a.k.a.-Warren Anderson) I am the Friar of the Ice Cream Church. I handle the business and Reverend Joseph's business-related email. I enjoy Metallica very much. Click here to send me email.
  • Pastor Toad (a.k.a.-Todd Hubler) A newer Pastor, he enjoys snowboarding, riding his huge motorbike, and his girlfriend (yes, you can be a pastor and have a girlfriend). Email Todd by clicking here.
  • Pastor Mike (a.k.a.-Mike Marks) He is quiet, but is knowledgable to other religions besides ours. He helps out with the scripture for the Old Testament. Click here to email him.

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• The rest of the Ice Cream Church roster. These folks have no email address, but you can send them email in the big employee mailbox by clicking here.
  • Gule Kokot (a.k.a.-Jason Grim) This guy is slow. he is the gule of the Ice Cream Church, which in latin means "dumbass".
  • Mike Bowers A wise man, but will not accept a position in the church counsil.
  • Earl McAllister Quite new, loves to sing, very book-smart, no common sense, and is athletic.
  • Jamey Kisslenikki Enjoys eating, talking to girls, more eating. Ice Cream Church cook.
  • Nathan Klinedinst Hasn't got a hair cut in over a year. Enjoys hanging out and not brushing his hair.
  • Adam Snyder Courier of the Church. Handles fan snail mail.
  • Wayne Smith Delivers Ice Cream. Likes to party. Also works in a prison.
  • John Robinson Has one eye. Likes to make ice cream.
  • Rob Snyder nothing
  • Jack Snyder (a.k.a.-"Jack-Off") Jack just doesn't belong here.
  • Jose the Janitor Personal quote:"Small hamberger, small fry, small coke." salary: Works for food.

Yeah, ummm, Ice Cream Church links

The Holy Book of Ice Cream (original documents)
The Ice Cream Bible simplified.
Join the Ice Cream Church
The Ten Commandments of Ice Cream
20 questions of Ice Cream...test your trivia!
Get the email addresses of the Ice Cream Church Officials
Little children! Listen to my tale of Ice Cream
Four words; Beef, Fudgement Day, Carmeggedon.
ALL of the Ice Cream Commandments.
THE MEMBERS OF THE ICE CREAM CHURCH!!! SEE WHO IS A MEMBER! NEW!
The New Testament of Ice Cream
The Official Ice Cream Church Homepage