So I'm at Wegman's hunting for some Papa Dash salt substitute and I come back to my car and I notice there's an empty bag of cheddar cheese cracker Combos on the passenger seat, not to mention Combos scattered all over my floor. I did not buy these Combos. No. Some shithead asshole threw them into my open window to dispose of them because they couldn't walk four feet to the trashcan in front of the store. What the hell is wrong with people these days?
The moral of this story? Never leave your windows rolled down. And oh yeah, if you're going to throw Combos into my car, at least give me the good ones (Cheddar Cheese Pretzel).
And by the way, I do intend to update Carter tomorrow.
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